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[active_apathy]

And this meme? This meme was nicked from slammerkinbabe. So!



Give me one reason why I'm going to Hell. (Or a couple of them. Or something.)

Then, (if you want to, and only if it's not too much trouble) post this in your LJ so that I can tell you why you're destined for eternal damnation.



Be creative! Have fun! Vote early and vote often! Don't all pick the same thing! Don't overuse exclamation marks!

Comments

BAD LINE AHEAD!

[eighthcloud.livejournal.com]

Because your kind of sexy would be banned from heaven!







::smiles::

[raptor-au.livejournal.com]

Because all your posts actually contain a sneaky version of the Bible code, except downright evil. And with annotations! Sinfulness!

[shaysdays.livejournal.com]

You're going to hell because I need the company.

Luckily, we have the special kind reserved for us.

(I'm not sure what the special kind of hell is, but judging from the comments I've seen on it, it has to do with pretty boys making out and terribly inappropriate lustful thoughts. So I guess we're riding around in Tom Foley's head for eternity, or something.)

[slammerkinbabe.livejournal.com]

You're going to hell because you changed the original wording of the meme. Everyone knows that people who do that go to hell! Memes are sacred!

[herekittykitty.livejournal.com]

*scratches head* For being smarter than me. For being smarter than a LOT of people. DAMN RIGHT.

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

You're going for hell for letting apathy_games founder!

[deepfishy.livejournal.com]

Let's take a look at your file, shall we?...

Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive? Have you ever enturbulated an orderly environment? Have you ever mocked another's knowingness? Have you ever sought to put another's thinkingness out of his control? Have you ever trapped a thetan?

You condemn yourself.

[fireflyfailure.livejournal.com]

Could I interest you in a box of blue nitrile gloves?

Only if they don't come out in pairs.

because you are seemingly against the vast power that is the Alliance.

[no worries, us browncoats got us a special hell XD]

[fluffworld.livejournal.com]

You're going to hell for getting Highway to Hell stuck in my head, just before I go to do a day's work as a carnie at a gig in a church.
Bugger.

[daphyn.livejournal.com]

Well, there's your liking for the women-folks. But, as was the case with herekittykitty, I can't think of a single one for you that I don't have to say about myself as well!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Punctuation abuse only sends you to Limbo, I think. I mean, you wouldn't want to be down there in a pit of burning lava (is that an oxymoron?) and you clank your chains at the next tortured soul over and go "what are you in for" and he goes "altar boys" and you go "oh."

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Uh, but what you'd ACTUALLY go to hell for is... uh...

Hm. Well, I considered saying "WAAH I LIKED MY MECHANIC :(" but it's been said... uh, more eloquently... upstairs. And then I had to read all the other comments and got derailed by delicious thoughts, so I can't remember. (I've been reading fanfiction all afternoon. And not the "I'm only reading it for the excellent characterisation" kind either. ngk.)

Where was I? Right! Hell! O!

Well, I don't see why you can't go to hell just sort of, you know, on general principles. Sauntering vaguely downwards, sortofthing. After all, technically everybody's going to hell. Cos it's exothermic, or something. I read this theory...