I is slain.

[active_apathy]

Tony Abbott, on nominating to be leader of the Liberal Party of Australia:

"I think I have reasonably good people skills"

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha. Teeheeehahahaha. Ha.

*gigglefit*



If we have the people skills DNA tested, will we find out they're someone else's?

Comments

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Oh well, that's not too hard. Thank heavens we don't have to trust zombies with chads, hmm?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

The thought of zombies with chads is just too scary.

...but now I'm undecided as to whether it's more or less scary than the thought of Daleks with chads.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

You will be enfranchisated?

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Actually electronic voting machines that look like Daleks would be so much cooler than ones that look like ATMs.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Ooh. But you'd have to register your vote by shouting at it, which causes problems with secret ballots.

Machine: "YOU WILL CAST YOUR BAL-LOT."
Voter: "$PARTY IS SU-PE-RIOR."
Machine: "YOU WILL PRE-FER-ENCE! PRE-FER-ENCE!"
Voter: "...what, all of them?"
Machine: "YOUR VOTE IS IN-FOR-MAL. YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MIN-ATED."

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

XD win.