I is slain.

[active_apathy]

Tony Abbott, on nominating to be leader of the Liberal Party of Australia:

"I think I have reasonably good people skills"

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha. Teeheeehahahaha. Ha.

*gigglefit*



If we have the people skills DNA tested, will we find out they're someone else's?

Comments

[lilacsigil.livejournal.com]

That's the funniest thing I've heard all week. I'm just waiting for Malcolm Turnbull to declare that he has genuine empathy, now.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Hee, yes. While simultaneously flinging children out of spinny-chair-thingies!

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

*snickers madly*

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Cruel, yes. Unfair? I think not. :D

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

And which people would you be referring to in particular, Tony?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Snivelling grubs?*



*This comment apologises if it's offended grubs.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

*is offended on behalf of snivelling*

[ryttu3k.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breathe* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

YES, EXACTLY. *lapses back into laughing fit*

[saikogrrl.livejournal.com]

lolz. XD


But srsly, if he ever does become Prime Minister of Australia, I am leaving the country. For Reals.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. If Abbott becomes PM, I vote we commandeer a ship and offer an escape route to New Zealand, or something.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough that's my contingency plan for the sudden but inevitable zombie apocalypse. Which is a stunning coincidence as I'm pretty sure you'd have to turn 51% of the population into zombies to obtain that result.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

51% of at least 76 electorates, on a zombie/not-zombie preferred basis, and even then it's only if your zombies can number all the boxes in order, no ticks, no crosses, no braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnsssssss.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Oh well, that's not too hard. Thank heavens we don't have to trust zombies with chads, hmm?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

The thought of zombies with chads is just too scary.

...but now I'm undecided as to whether it's more or less scary than the thought of Daleks with chads.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

You will be enfranchisated?

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Actually electronic voting machines that look like Daleks would be so much cooler than ones that look like ATMs.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Ooh. But you'd have to register your vote by shouting at it, which causes problems with secret ballots.

Machine: "YOU WILL CAST YOUR BAL-LOT."
Voter: "$PARTY IS SU-PE-RIOR."
Machine: "YOU WILL PRE-FER-ENCE! PRE-FER-ENCE!"
Voter: "...what, all of them?"
Machine: "YOUR VOTE IS IN-FOR-MAL. YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MIN-ATED."

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

XD win.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Nah, they're scab skills, hired to break the skill strike.