Tony Abbott, on nominating to be leader of the Liberal Party of Australia:

"I think I have reasonably good people skills"

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha. Teeheeehahahaha. Ha.

*gigglefit*



If we have the people skills DNA tested, will we find out they're someone else's?

Date: 2007-11-26 12:17 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] maggiebloome.livejournal.com
Actually electronic voting machines that look like Daleks would be so much cooler than ones that look like ATMs.

Date: 2007-11-26 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
Ooh. But you'd have to register your vote by shouting at it, which causes problems with secret ballots.

Machine: "YOU WILL CAST YOUR BAL-LOT."
Voter: "$PARTY IS SU-PE-RIOR."
Machine: "YOU WILL PRE-FER-ENCE! PRE-FER-ENCE!"
Voter: "...what, all of them?"
Machine: "YOUR VOTE IS IN-FOR-MAL. YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MIN-ATED."

Date: 2007-11-26 12:30 pm (UTC)

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