HP7 Spoilers

[active_apathy]

Shock! Horror! I update!

Following my previous update, there was a comment thread about HP7. In that thread there was discussion of pretendy spoilers for HP7, such as "River kills Voldemort with her brain."

This led to princesslaurene making an icon, which looked pretty much exactly like this:



So! Your mission, which I've chosen for you to accept: to make up, in the comments here, more pretendy spoilers that can be used for the making of iconses.

Go forth, one and all, and be spoilerish. It'll be fun. Promise.

Individual results may vary. Pretendy spoilers may not contain actual fun. Comment page may not be available in all locations. If symptoms persist, TMI entries are always an option. Fine print may not contain actual disclaimers.

Comments

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

The boats carrying the first-years sink.

Polyjuice potion is made of people.

Hermione's a guy.

And you'll understand this one in a year or so: the last sentence of the book, uttered at the bottom of page 607 (of the Bloomsbury edition) as Harry sits at a table in a Hogsmeade diner, playing a power ballad by Wicked Sisters on the jukebox as the members of his inner circle come to table, one by one. Ron arrives and says,
"Blimey, Harry, it's disappeared!"
"What has?"
"Your SCAR!"

Page 608 is blank.

[laurenmitchell.livejournal.com]

I especially like your Polyjuice one.