From the first minutes of [festive occasion of choice], [time difference] hours ahead of many of you, I'd like to [expression of want for following to occur] you a(n) [intensifier of choice] [adjective indicating happiness and/or merriment] [festive occasion of choice]. May [relevant people] [auxiliary verb of choice] [desired behaviour], and may this [festive occasion of choice] bring to [you and/or yours] [desired result].
So, yes. Have a(n) [intensifier of choice] [adjective indicating happiness and/or merriment] [festive occasion of choice]. And - to borrow from a(n) [adjective indicating age and/or widespread familiarity] tale - [entity] [expression for investment of likelihood of goodness] us, everyone.
(Read text enclused [thus] as spaces to fill in whatever works for you. My suggestions, in order, are: xmas, (your GMT offset + 11 hrs), wish, expansively, merry, xmas, people, be, nice to other people, xmas, you and yours, hapiness and merriment, incredibly, happy, xmas, classic, I'm completely not picking an entity, make stuff good for (hey, look, I didn't quite think that bit through). So, um, yes. Merriment. Happiness. For all of you. Got it?)
So, yes. Have a(n) [intensifier of choice] [adjective indicating happiness and/or merriment] [festive occasion of choice]. And - to borrow from a(n) [adjective indicating age and/or widespread familiarity] tale - [entity] [expression for investment of likelihood of goodness] us, everyone.
(Read text enclused [thus] as spaces to fill in whatever works for you. My suggestions, in order, are: xmas, (your GMT offset + 11 hrs), wish, expansively, merry, xmas, people, be, nice to other people, xmas, you and yours, hapiness and merriment, incredibly, happy, xmas, classic, I'm completely not picking an entity, make stuff good for (hey, look, I didn't quite think that bit through). So, um, yes. Merriment. Happiness. For all of you. Got it?)
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Date: 2006-12-24 02:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-24 06:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-24 06:23 pm (UTC)[expression of reciprocal goodwill]!
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Date: 2006-12-24 06:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-24 10:21 pm (UTC)From the first minutes of Saturnalia, 37 hours ahead of many of you, I'd like to inflict upon you a hot-diggity, so hip you can't see over your own pelvis, Rhododendron Festival. May the trolls who hang around
So, yes. Have a tricked-out squeegasmic raging fandom debate over the title of the next Potter book. And - to borrow from a shamelessly bastardized by Disney, those unoriginal fucks, tale - the owl says that you'll survive plowing if you move your house to the lee of the stone.
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Date: 2006-12-24 11:25 pm (UTC)>_<
Date: 2006-12-25 12:32 am (UTC)A(n) [intensifier of choice] [adjective indicating happiness and/or merriment] [festive occasion of choice] to you too.
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Date: 2006-12-25 12:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-25 07:55 am (UTC)::continues rotflmao::
:p
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Date: 2006-12-25 12:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-25 12:32 pm (UTC)And a happy Christmas to you too, not-so-future person. May it be untroubled by Cylons with hats.
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Date: 2006-12-25 12:33 pm (UTC)[Expression of delight at xmas!Simon]
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Date: 2006-12-25 12:34 pm (UTC)*scampers off to Wikipedia*
Oh, those. Wheee!
Re: >_<
Date: 2006-12-25 12:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-25 12:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-25 02:57 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-12-25 05:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-25 11:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-26 12:28 am (UTC)We'll manage.
Re: >_<
Date: 2006-12-26 01:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-26 01:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-26 11:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-26 01:31 pm (UTC)We wish you a merry sleep-in,
We wish you a merry sleep-in
And a pancake breakfast o/
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Date: 2006-12-26 01:32 pm (UTC)Also, I only just noticed that you're on the FATE list now. Hooray!
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Date: 2006-12-26 11:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-04 05:55 am (UTC)Mind if I send you an e-mail tomorrow about it? I'm going to bed now (yaaaay) but it's bothering me.
Oh, and by the by? You still owe me some weirdass fic.
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Date: 2007-01-04 06:06 am (UTC)Email's fine, or you can just put it in a comment here, or whatever. MY addy's in my userinfo, or ye olde username@lyvejournalle.comme forwarding thingy should work now that I have more paid time.
And... I know. I even have a cunning plan for how to write it, but it's not quite working out as well as I'd hoped yet.