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[active_apathy]

From the first minutes of [festive occasion of choice], [time difference] hours ahead of many of you, I'd like to [expression of want for following to occur] you a(n) [intensifier of choice] [adjective indicating happiness and/or merriment] [festive occasion of choice]. May [relevant people] [auxiliary verb of choice] [desired behaviour], and may this [festive occasion of choice] bring to [you and/or yours] [desired result].

So, yes. Have a(n) [intensifier of choice] [adjective indicating happiness and/or merriment] [festive occasion of choice]. And - to borrow from a(n) [adjective indicating age and/or widespread familiarity] tale - [entity] [expression for investment of likelihood of goodness] us, everyone.







(Read text enclused [thus] as spaces to fill in whatever works for you. My suggestions, in order, are: xmas, (your GMT offset + 11 hrs), wish, expansively, merry, xmas, people, be, nice to other people, xmas, you and yours, hapiness and merriment, incredibly, happy, xmas, classic, I'm completely not picking an entity, make stuff good for (hey, look, I didn't quite think that bit through). So, um, yes. Merriment. Happiness. For all of you. Got it?)

Comments

[shaysdays.livejournal.com]

Hurrah! I shamelessly posted this on MQ. Happy Christmas, future person!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Wheeeee! Also, 10 points to you for sidestepping the mimetic abuse of the word 'context'.

And a happy Christmas to you too, not-so-future person. May it be untroubled by Cylons with hats.

[shaysdays.livejournal.com]

So far, so good. It's rather piratey, though.