From the first minutes of [festive occasion of choice], [time difference] hours ahead of many of you, I'd like to [expression of want for following to occur] you a(n) [intensifier of choice] [adjective indicating happiness and/or merriment] [festive occasion of choice]. May [relevant people] [auxiliary verb of choice] [desired behaviour], and may this [festive occasion of choice] bring to [you and/or yours] [desired result].
So, yes. Have a(n) [intensifier of choice] [adjective indicating happiness and/or merriment] [festive occasion of choice]. And - to borrow from a(n) [adjective indicating age and/or widespread familiarity] tale - [entity] [expression for investment of likelihood of goodness] us, everyone.
(Read text enclused [thus] as spaces to fill in whatever works for you. My suggestions, in order, are: xmas, (your GMT offset + 11 hrs), wish, expansively, merry, xmas, people, be, nice to other people, xmas, you and yours, hapiness and merriment, incredibly, happy, xmas, classic, I'm completely not picking an entity, make stuff good for (hey, look, I didn't quite think that bit through). So, um, yes. Merriment. Happiness. For all of you. Got it?)
So, yes. Have a(n) [intensifier of choice] [adjective indicating happiness and/or merriment] [festive occasion of choice]. And - to borrow from a(n) [adjective indicating age and/or widespread familiarity] tale - [entity] [expression for investment of likelihood of goodness] us, everyone.
(Read text enclused [thus] as spaces to fill in whatever works for you. My suggestions, in order, are: xmas, (your GMT offset + 11 hrs), wish, expansively, merry, xmas, people, be, nice to other people, xmas, you and yours, hapiness and merriment, incredibly, happy, xmas, classic, I'm completely not picking an entity, make stuff good for (hey, look, I didn't quite think that bit through). So, um, yes. Merriment. Happiness. For all of you. Got it?)
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Date: 2006-12-24 10:21 pm (UTC)From the first minutes of Saturnalia, 37 hours ahead of many of you, I'd like to inflict upon you a hot-diggity, so hip you can't see over your own pelvis, Rhododendron Festival. May the trolls who hang around
So, yes. Have a tricked-out squeegasmic raging fandom debate over the title of the next Potter book. And - to borrow from a shamelessly bastardized by Disney, those unoriginal fucks, tale - the owl says that you'll survive plowing if you move your house to the lee of the stone.
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Date: 2006-12-25 12:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-25 12:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-25 05:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-25 11:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-26 12:28 am (UTC)We'll manage.
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Date: 2006-12-26 01:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-26 11:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-26 01:32 pm (UTC)Also, I only just noticed that you're on the FATE list now. Hooray!