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[active_apathy]

New email: 13.
Marked as spam: 12.
Marked as read: 1.

So, I'm going to play with a half-remembered commentspam meme.

The Half-Remembered Commentspam Meme!™

The way this works, as best I recall is that:

1. I make a new post in my journal. Oh, hey, here's one. Whee.
   
2. You comment on the entry with pretty much anything that won't upset the rest of my flist. We're nice people here.
   
3. You comment on the comments to the entry.
   
4. The comments can be as lucid or as pointless as you like.
   
5. The entry gets immensely commentspammed. Go mad. I have Gmail.
   
6. Fun is had by all.
7. Those who desire may repost the Half-Remembered Commentspam Meme!™. They can then get their own original commentspam on their own memetic entries. It is absolutely essential that they respect my wishes.

And that's about it for the Half-Remembered Commentspam Meme!™, which, I suppose, may also be written as Commentspam! At The LJ, if you're so inclined.

Comments

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I do not allow sunglasses.

The lenses are copyrighted. It upsets me terribly to even think about fashion statements with my sunglasses. I advise my readers to make your own original fashion statements with your own eyewear.

It is absolutely essential that you respect my wishes.

[fluffworld.livejournal.com]

There's random and then there's Anne Rice. You win. I can not out weird Anne Rice, nor people in sunglasses channelling Anne Rice's spirit. Please refrain from writing any books. Please. Think of the children.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

People don't seem to find my writing quite that scary.

Um... I think.

But, yes. I've been mocking Anne Rice for longer than I can comfortably remember. I even have a special icon for doing it, but it's trapped with all the other icons I can't use now that my paid time has lapsed.

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Your writing isn't that scary.

Your multiply recursive and self-referential footnotes, on the other hand...