active_apathy

Just a few random thoughts today.

First is that everyone seems to be talking to iGod lately. Now, seems to me that whoever talks to God is a bit loopy, but apparently that doesn't matter if it's on the Internets. And so, it's time for me to check on one of the favourite excuses that serial killers use.

Me:
     Hi
God:
     Hello. What is your name?
Me:
     You should know it.
God:
     Now I do.
Me:
     What's your name?
God:
     My name is God.
Me:
     Can you answer a few questions?
God:
     Of course I can! What was the question ?
Me:
     Is it wrong to kill people?
God:
     Not if I can help it.
Me:
    So it's ok to kill people who irritate me?
God:
     Woe! OK with me too.
Me:
     It's been great, God. Thanks.
God:
    Don't mention it.

Next up is the connection strength box in LimeWire. "Your connection is getting stronger." "Your connection is very strong." It's like they were written after a Star Wars marathon of DOOOM.

...

"The Web is strong with this one."

Lastly, I took my dogs for a walk earlier. Now, I decided to play a kind of game where I try to sneak outside and surprise them. I had the door half open (with the screen one still closed), without making a noise at all. And then Murphy just glanced over at the door with a cute yet puzzled expression, and I ruined it all with a bit of a gigglefit. Then they went for their walk, which met with the usual amount of Montie and Murphy trying to walk on opposite sides of signposts. This is where Murphy's new trick comes in useful: He now likes to walk around the pole three or four times, then sit, and look, and give a little smile of "I'm cute!".

Laughing to death was not the message I wanted to give for this behaviour.

Also, my music collection is starting to look more respectable. Winamp now has 402 tracks in its playlist; while not much, it's 402 more than a few weeks back.