The Last Few Days: a Summary

[active_apathy]

Gravity: Approx. 10m·s^-2
Broken limbs: Never good.
Hospital stays: Moderately unpleasant.

So, yes. My arm was recently gravitationally discombobulated. It has since been somewhat mended, and is now healing. That is all.

Comments

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

Ow.

You need to come up with a more romantic story, though. Protecting a stray dog with three legs and one eye missing from a rampaging bull elephant or something.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I valiantly fell up some steps, so my story, sadly, involves fail more than romance.

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Fell UP stairs?

I though you could only do that in video games where you have a slide kick or somersault maneuver...

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

It's aslo possible to trip forwards on staircases, which I believe (in the absence of further experimentation) breaks fewer bones.

Or, I used a secret trick that turned my Minor Fail move into an Epic Fail Finish.

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Up up down down left right left right?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

More like up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, down.

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

My late cat used to trip running up the stairs all the time. I do so as well, but less often.

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

No, wait, let me work on this...

Ok, here we go: you flung yourself valiantly upstairs in an effort to protect...um...a leper orphan dog with one eye and only three legs from a rampaging bull elephant.