The Last Few Days: a Summary

[active_apathy]

Gravity: Approx. 10m·s^-2
Broken limbs: Never good.
Hospital stays: Moderately unpleasant.

So, yes. My arm was recently gravitationally discombobulated. It has since been somewhat mended, and is now healing. That is all.

Comments

[ryttu3k.livejournal.com]

Ouch! How did you manage to break your arm?

(Closer to 9.8, actually. And m / s² (or ms^-2).)

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

A fall on an outstretched hand. :|

(Hence, approx.)

[ryttu3k.livejournal.com]

...Ouch.

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

Ow.

You need to come up with a more romantic story, though. Protecting a stray dog with three legs and one eye missing from a rampaging bull elephant or something.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I valiantly fell up some steps, so my story, sadly, involves fail more than romance.

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Fell UP stairs?

I though you could only do that in video games where you have a slide kick or somersault maneuver...

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

It's aslo possible to trip forwards on staircases, which I believe (in the absence of further experimentation) breaks fewer bones.

Or, I used a secret trick that turned my Minor Fail move into an Epic Fail Finish.

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Up up down down left right left right?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

More like up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, down.

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

My late cat used to trip running up the stairs all the time. I do so as well, but less often.

[pixel39.livejournal.com]

No, wait, let me work on this...

Ok, here we go: you flung yourself valiantly upstairs in an effort to protect...um...a leper orphan dog with one eye and only three legs from a rampaging bull elephant.

[leila82.livejournal.com]

ouch :( At least you are healing, though.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

*nodnod* Hopefully somewhat faster, now that my ulna's been screwed back together.

[deepfishy.livejournal.com]

Gravitational discombobulation, eheu!

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Owwwwwww!

Get better even faster, soon!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Er, yes! Sooner faster. *nods emphatically*

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

oh dear!

[laurenmitchell.livejournal.com]

Ouchies. Can I sign your cast<sup>1?


1 I thought you'd like to know that 'your cast' came out as 'our cat' the first time I typed it.</sup>

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I don't actually have a proper cast yet - they've got a temporary plaster on at the moment so they can unstitch me first.

Also, yay supersuperscript question mark. :)

Hee!

[lilacsigil.livejournal.com]

Ow! I wish you swift and complete healing!

hi, random passerby...

[angelo-caro.livejournal.com]

Good luck with your arm, and congrats on falling UP the stairs... I long ago decided to be proud of my more epic moments even if they were a little failish...

I bopped through here because I saw your "I do not allow icons" icon and couldn't stop laughing, because as much as I enjoyed some of that woman's writing... she's a crazy b****. I know. I emailed her, and she responded like a crazy b*****., so, just thought I'd share my love and knowledge. thanks for the giggles.