...surely they don't expect *that* to work again.

[active_apathy]

Today, Malcolm Turnbull unveiled the cornerstone of the Coalition's 2007 campaign: a timely repeat of the Children Overboard affair.

(And why not. It worked for them once. *eyeroll*)

Apparently, at the launch of the Raising Children Network, Turnbull was spinning two small children in a swivel-pod thingy, which flipped over from an apparent excess of spin, discharging its passengers into onto the Indian Ocean floor. Investigators suspect speed may have been a factor.

According to witness reports, Turnbull was amazed to discover that when he was saying "raising children", what he meant was "...on a ballistic trajectory."

Article!



The upside? It's probably an excellent opportunity to teach the kids some science.

Comments

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. Yes indeed.

*wants that song from issue 1*

[deepfishy.livejournal.com]

Solution: Joss writes the lyrics, suitable band makes with the music.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I like this plan.