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Today, Malcolm Turnbull unveiled the cornerstone of the Coalition's 2007 campaign: a timely repeat of the Children Overboard affair.
(And why not. It worked for them once. *eyeroll*)
Apparently, at the launch of the Raising Children Network, Turnbull was spinning two small children in a swivel-pod thingy, which flipped over from an apparent excess of spin, discharging its passengersinto onto the Indian Ocean floor. Investigators suspect speed may have been a factor.
According to witness reports, Turnbull was amazed to discover that when he was saying "raising children", what he meant was "...on a ballistic trajectory."
Article!
The upside? It's probably an excellent opportunity to teach the kids some science.
(And why not. It worked for them once. *eyeroll*)
Apparently, at the launch of the Raising Children Network, Turnbull was spinning two small children in a swivel-pod thingy, which flipped over from an apparent excess of spin, discharging its passengers
According to witness reports, Turnbull was amazed to discover that when he was saying "raising children", what he meant was "...on a ballistic trajectory."
Article!
The upside? It's probably an excellent opportunity to teach the kids some science.
