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[active_apathy]

It seems I'm fairly bright tonight. A certified, bona fide and qualified rocket scientist on all available scales, except the ones that exist in the real world.

First I start reading my friends page while Gmail loads. Then I check my email. That prompts an entry and a meme. Then, I continue through my friends page, hither and thither delivering pearls of commenty wisdom. And then, then, I go on to read through the next page of flist.

(un)Surprisingly, all the entries have moved down a spot. Interesting, I think; I wonder who would've just posted. I'll go back and read that in a m-

[beat]

Oh, right, says Sense, suddenly weighing in. That'd be me.

Desk, head, I believe you've met before.

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[fluffworld.livejournal.com]

One morning I was so slow that I tried to combine headdesk with facepalm.
It hurt.

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

This is why I'm not on my own flist

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Typically, it's a problem I solve by not updating mid-flist, and then having the entry there helps me keep track of where stuff is. And I was the first person to friend me, so it could be a little sad if I had to friendscut myself.

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

DO IT!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

No. Or, at least, not without an appropriately angsty post.

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

YES! ANGSTY POST! WITH EMO FOOTNOTES!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

But... I don't know how to write an angsty post. Clearly, I haven't got nearly enough angst to be able to do it right.

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Well then, cut yourself and then see if that causes sufficient angst!

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

I'm not on my friendslist. Apparently I hate myself. Does that make me emo? On the bright side, I don't have to worry about hurting my feelings in a friends cut.