I've got a theory

[active_apathy]

I must smell particularly attractive today. That, and this is the last day ever I hang out washing while wearing a skirt.

Why, I hear me ask on your behalf so I can tell the rest of the story.

As I was walking back inside, empty basket in hand, my excitable 16-month old puppy launched himself at my leg, latched on, and... um... tried to do unmentionable things. I tried to take another step, but the enterprising hound seems to have thought of that - he'd carefully placed his nose beside my thigh, so that when he bounced forward to keep up, his head... um... went exploring. Being the calm, level-headed person I am, I squeaked rather loudly and jumped about ten feet forwards, leaving me retreating inside and a 'little' dog trying to work out what the hell just happened.

I honestly don't think I've jumped quite so far ever before.

And, for the fun of it,a pair of memes from fireyfox.

Meme the First: Am I...

1. Samurai or geisha?
2. Poptart or muffin?
3. Demon or exorcist?
4. Fork or spoon?
5. Book or movie?
6. Froot Loops or Coco Pops? (shamelessly changing to a cereal I know)
7. Silk or leather?
8. Gun or knife?
9. Dog or Cat?
10. Remus or Sirius?
11. Beatles or Stones?
12. Murder or suicide?
13. Strawberries and cream or chocolate cake?
14. Cowgirl or Indian?
15. Trick or treat?

Meme the Second:

Why am I on your friends list?
Answer in a comment, then repost this in your own journal.

And, to finish up, a meme swiped from teh hazymaiden.

Your #1 Match: ENFP - The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller! You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

Your #2 Match: ENTP - The Visionary

You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression. You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything. Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off. You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments. You would make a great entrepreneur, marketing executive, or actor.

What's Your Personality Type?
(Your results won't look quite like this)

Comments

[ryttu3k.livejournal.com]

I'm ENFP!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I think that's more a match *to* me than one for me, since the quiz link says 'What's your personality type?'

[ryttu3k.livejournal.com]

Hmm o.O

[one-bullet-left.livejournal.com]

1. Samurai
2. Poptart
3. Exorcist
4. Fork
5. Movie (I associate you with pictures :)
6. Froot Loops
7. Silk
8. Gun
9. Cat
10. Sirius
11. Stones
12. Murder
13. Chocolate cake
14. Browncoat to you too! :)
15. Treat

I am on your flist because you gave me a quizgraphic when I was bitching about my sadly quizgraphicless state. Therefore I friended you. Also, Nix/Firefly makes you exceedingly cool.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I get associated with pictures for plastering icons all over the place and making a pretend quizgraphic?

Oh. Wait... I see how that happened.

*absently imagines what Garth and Joss would come up with if they worked together*

[eighthcloud.livejournal.com]

Oy, doggie. (You know you liked it.)

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Furry noses just should not go there! (No, no I didn't. Stop projecting. :D)

[eighthcloud.livejournal.com]

I kid, I kid!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

As do I. About the projecting, that is.

The cold, wet, furry nose was not appreciated.

Oh, and you've still got memes to play. My vote's in, so it's the least you could do. (Nice? Me? Meh.)

[eighthcloud.livejournal.com]

le sigh. Alright. I shall.

[eighthcloud.livejournal.com]

meme the first:

I don't really know you all that well, but I'll take a little gander at these anyway.

Samurai or geisha?
Poptart or muffin?
Demon or exorcist?
Fork or spoon?
Book or movie?
Froot Loops or Coco Pops? (shamelessly changing to a cereal I know)
Silk or leather?
Gun or knife?
Dog or Cat?
Remus or Sirius?
Beatles or Stones?
Murder or suicide?
Strawberries and cream or chocolate cake?
Cowgirl or Indian?
Trick or treat?

Meme the second:

You are on my friends list because... well, because you told me to add you. And I kinda wanted to add my favorite new LJ stalker anyway.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I'm you're favourite LJ-stalker? So it is love!

[eighthcloud.livejournal.com]

It is!

Let's dance!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

w00!

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues!

Ole!

[eighthcloud.livejournal.com]

I'd rather Salsa dance. Can we salsa dance?

Re: Ole!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. Can the world-destroying Salsakitty be trusted?

Re: Ole!

[eighthcloud.livejournal.com]

She cannot. Never. She looks innocent, but don't let that fool you.

She'd slice you open for a Pitr Pat, she would.

So maybe not salsa. Maybe ... riverdance?

Re: Ole!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

If Irish dance comes with Irish drinking, sounds good to me.

Re: Ole!

[eighthcloud.livejournal.com]

::channels Michael Flatley::

Re: Ole!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

*channels Irish Coffee*

Meme the third, although I'm not sure why you care.

[eighthcloud.livejournal.com]

Your #1 Match: INFP

The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

Your #2 Match: INFJ

The Protector You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity. Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is. You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience. You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them. You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.

What's Your Personality Type?

Re: Meme the third, although I'm not sure why you care.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

The third one was just for my own amusement. Thanks all the same!

Re: Meme the third, although I'm not sure why you care.

[eighthcloud.livejournal.com]

oh.

Well at least now you know. Fodder for the stalking and all.

Re: Meme the third, although I'm not sure why you care.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Never stalked an introvert before. Sounds fun!

Re: Meme the third, although I'm not sure why you care.

[eighthcloud.livejournal.com]

::hides::

[theshadowlurker.livejournal.com]

I don't really know you well enough to do the first one. But.

You're on my friends list because I put you there.

And because you're a cool mythical person.

And you make awesome icons.

And if you care:

Your #1 Match: INFP

The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

Your #2 Match: INFJ

The Protector You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity. Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is. You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience. You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them. You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.

What's Your Personality Type?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I didn't much expect people to play that one, but now I know where I can find a guru.

Shiny. Mythical, but shiny.