...or to help market eyebleach, we have a cheaparse Flash movie for you. Be warned that it is a little angsty, and contains spoilers for films from 1977, 1980 and 1983. Anyone offended by tasteless flash cartoons, badly painted fireworks and poorly handwritten commentaries should feel free to rant about it in comments, so that everyone else can tear you to shreads while I laugh maniacally.