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Meme Piracy!

1. My uncle once: tried to convince me he could operate a computer without supervision. In return, I convinced him that I can indeed make with the fixing on unhappy consumer electronics.
   
2. Never in my life: have I eaten a crayon.
   
3. When I was five: I used to be able to get people to do anything. Oh, wait.
   
4. High School was: where I sharpened my talents at sophistry.
   
5. I will never forget:, nor will I let you.
   
6. I once met: a deadline. Once.
   
7. Once, at a bar: it was decided that what happens at the bar, stays at the bar.
   
8. By noon I'm usually: ready to maim someone. Or hungry.
   
9. Last night: I used the Intarnets to fight off boredom. And Big Brother watching.
   
10. If I only had: the money and facilities to let Joss Whedon make more Firefly.
    
11. Next time I go to church: they'll have changed the laws so I can destroy marriage.
    
12. Terry Schiavo: *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
    
13. When I turn my head left, I see: books, a can of compressed air, and a plush smiley.
    
14. When I turn my head right, I see: CDs, telephones and candles.
    
15. You know I'm lying when: Ah, but you don't, do you.
    
16. If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: loopy as Ophelia. Maybe Bianca - being a renaissance courtesan had many, many benefits. Mmm... Ophelia/Bianca OTP! Elizabethan femmeslash!
    
17. By this time next year: this meme will be long forgotten.
    
18. A better name for me would be: Names have power.
    
19. I have a hard time understanding: how some people can be so stupid.
    
20. If I ever go back to school I'll: do work on time.
    
21. You know I like you if: I haven't given you a list of places you can go and things you can do with yourself.
    
22. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: the seat-warmer, while everyone else at the table tried to force her to eat something.
    
23. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: OT4?
    
24. Take my advice, never: try to work with the D20STL.
    
25. My ideal breakfast is: coffee and chocolate.
    
26. A song I love, but do not have is: obviously next up on the music shopping list.
    
27. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: looking both ways before you cross the road.
    
28. Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: are but elements of my plot to take over the world.
    
29. Why won't anyone: cater to my every whim?
    
30. If you spend the night at my house: and wake up in the morning, I probably like you.
    
31. I'd stop my wedding for: a quick reading of the legislation that lets me destroy marriage.
    
32. The world could do without: doing without. Oooh... deep. And recursive. And a paradox.
    
33. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: answer another 33 of these.
    
34. My favourite blonde is: not.
    
35. Paper clips are more useful than: some other bendy bits of wire.
    
36. If I do anything well, it's: convince people I'm right. Especially when I'm not.
    
37. And by the way: watch Firefly.