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[active_apathy]

This one's the survey meme. If you're reading this - devoted reader, occasional reader, ghost writer, ghost of writer, stalker, would-be lover, dry-cleaner, lurker, casual visitor, mortal enemy, carpenter, Wiggle, zombie, pirate, ninja, robot, accountant, lawyer, ticket inspector or otherwise - I'd like for you to fill it out in a comment. If you don't fill it in, then I might just have to go and make a sorbet out of you. So, choose wisely: survey or sorbet. And by 'wisely' I mean 'please don't make me need to clean blood out of my ice cream machine'.

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Place of Birth:
5. Favorite Colour:
6. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

1. Do we know each other outside of Live Journal?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kiss?
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Would you drive across country with me?
10. What do you wear to sleep?
11. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
12. If we were both single, would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
13. If we were going to spend an evening together - where would we go and what would we do?
14. If you were to cook me a dinner, what would you make?
15. What do we have in common?
16. What quality do you like best about me?
17. What quality do you think I like best about you?
18. If we were on a road trip together and there were three seats left in the vehicle - who would go with us?
19. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Comments

[packbat.livejournal.com]

1. Your Middle Name:
Hamilton or Dickerson, take your pick. (I usually use "H" if I only get one middle initial.)

2. Age:
67.0 megaseconds (21 years, 3 months).

3. Single or Taken:
Single.

4. Place of Birth:
Takoma Park, Maryland.

5. Favorite Colour:
Black, unless you're talking about color of something specific. Black's reliable.

6. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
None.

1. Do we know each other outside of Live Journal?
Nope!

2. Whats your philosophy on life?
Make the universe a happier and more interesting place.

3. Would you have my back in a fight?
Yes, but I prefer running away.

4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
Depends. If 'in your best interest' means 'you'd be happier not knowing', then maybe not – I dislike such secrets as a rule. If 'in your best interest' means 'knowing would put your life in peril', then absolutely.

5. What is your favorite memory of us?
Does it count if it didn't happen? I'm sorry – I haven't actually met you, and I don't remember things anyway. (Unless you meant 'LJ memory feature', in which case mermaids.)

6. Would you give me a kiss?
Certainly. Probably a peck on the cheek or a hand-kiss.

7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
I was homeschooled through high school – first classroom experience was Montgomery College. Seems to have worked out okay.

8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
If I'm near.

9. Would you drive across country with me?
Maybe, but only if I were in the passenger seat – I don't have a license.

10. What do you wear to sleep?
Shorts, underwear, and whatever shirt I was wearing that day.

11. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
Probably not on my own initiative, but sure.

12. If we were both single, would you go on a date with me if I asked you?
Okay – sounds like fun!

13. If we were going to spend an evening together – where would we go and what would we do?
Probably to a bookstore or to museums, and then to a moderately upscale restaurant like (if it were in the United States) The Cheesecake Factory. No place you'd need to dress up for, but nice food and atmosphere.

14. If you were to cook me a dinner, what would you make?
Macaroni and vegetarian chili. I'm not too experienced in the kitchen.

15. What do we have in common?
A fondness for footnotes.

16. What quality do you like best about me?
You describe trivialities entertainingly.

17. What quality do you think I like best about you?
Ah ... I comment on your Livejournal sometimes? I don't think you know me well enough to say.

18. If we were on a road trip together and there were three seats left in the vehicle – who would go with us?
elynne and one or two of your friends, I guess. If I had to fill it out, I guess I'd ask baxil and drabheathen as well.

19. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Absolutely!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

5. Made-up memories could still be memories. On the other hand, the mermaid story was fun to write.
9. Neither do I. Woe!
14. Sounds fun. And there's only one way to get experience cooking things...