active_apathy

Today, it feels like I've suddenly become a machine for turning vast quantities of tea into voluminous piles of research and tracts of prose. And, were I a Dinosaur Comics comic, the next thing in this entry would have to be:

TRANSMOGRIFYING TEA INTO ASSIGNMENTS¹

But now, entry text. Not that I have a lot to say at the moment, apart from "OMGcamelliasinensis" and "sleeeeeepy". My homework, on the other hand, is going with "I'm in ur brain, fryin ur synapsez", or possibly just "all your keystroke are belong to me". And it's tea from paper bags, because my pretty and shiny and lovable silver teapot is currently defunct. Woe!

Did I mention this is my attempt at avoiding writing out my next seven answers as "Alas, my mind, she is le broken"?² Oh, good. Because it is, and because today I'm not entirely sure that I aten't dead, but my fingers keep moving and words appear on the screen so I'm guessing that something still works.

Plus, I feel vaguely ill and moderately hungry and entirely sleeeeeepy.

Still, I have to get this done, rather than doing any of a number of things that might be more fun, such as:

baking a cake
sleeeeeeeping
collapsing on the floor in a little puddle of meltified person
starting a zombie zoo (a zombielogical park?)
investigating some $5 wine
removing a tonsil with the foil cutter on a corkscrew
researching ways of making candlewax the food of the future
baking a candlewax cake to illustrate the versatility of future food
declaring that soylent wax is people
discussing dipping sauces with a dragon
discussing dragons with a dipping sauce
removing dragon tonsils with the foil cutter on a corkscrew
building a trebuchet
building a second trebuchet, not too expensive, and placing it slightly higher for a split-level effect with a little path in the middle

Alas, it's not to be, so now I go to do more homework. Wheee³.

ETA: I just untwisted the lead for my headphones. It reaches so much further now.

ETA2: And then there was a radio ad for some real estate agency, which said, quote, "how about 40? 40 agents...". My brain? "40! 40 agents! HA HA HA!"⁴

I am, of course, not a Dinosaur Comics comic.
Not that I actually would. No, "RAAAARRR! I kill you now!" is probably far more likely.
Sound(s) of excitement may, at discretion of the individual making the aforementioned sound(s) of excitement, not contain, involve, be present for, be affiliated with, or have breakfast with any form of actual excitement.
OMG! Footnoting on an EDIT! But now I want a Count von Count language thing for Google, which adds, for example, a "HA HA HA!" at the end of the numbers for the results page. And, really, there's already mock-Swedish.