Memeness from lesslikeyou!

[active_apathy]

Indeed, a meme. This one is composed of 50 questions, helpfully answered in full below.
(Playing with cut text is fun!)

1. How tall are you barefoot? A little bit over six feet, but, honestly, why can't this meme just listen to all the other ones that ask?
   
   
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? I find that salting is a slightly more useful preservation method for use with superpowered womenfolk. The comics industry, on the other hand, advocates the use of refrigerators.
   
   
3. Do you own a gun? Indeed, so no sudden movements lest you feel the wrath of my molten glue!
   
   
4. Who's your best friend? Very best most loving friends in the whole entire world? My dogs.
   
   
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Generally, no, but that seems a nervous way of "asking a question".
   
   
6. What do you think of hot dogs? According to the Australian and New Zealand food standards, they're 60% $MISCELLANEOUS_FLESH. For a not-flesh-eating person such as myself, that's entirely unappealing.
   
   
7. What's your favourite Christmas song? I once used to know Silent Night in German. But now, here's a page that has it in Latin! A new favourite, methinks.
   
   
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Caaaaaaffffeeeiiiiinnnne!
   
   
9. Do you do push-ups? Let me think carefu- NO!
   
   
10. Have you ever done ecstasy? No, but I have on occasions been ecstatic all by myself. Um... that sounded better in my head.
    
    
11. What's your favorite piece of jewellery? Just so I don't have to actually pick (and/or describe) something, it's
    y - the Amulet of Yendor
    
    
12. Do you like painkillers? Generally, not so much. Specifically, even less.
    
    
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I don't know, but I'd like for it to be safely disarmed. Or, at least, aimed toward a more appropriate sex, thankyou very much.
    
    
14. Do you own a knife? More'n one, but it don't seem likely I'd give 'em to you now, do it? Anyone knows better'n to give knives to strangers. You're cuttin' enough for the both of us, though, ain't you? I've known a dozen like you. Flipped through cookbooks early, minor fried foods here and there. Spent some time with fresh ingredients, but less than you claim. Now you're what, petty cook with delusions of grandeur? Sad little chef of a sad little muffin.
    
    
15. Do you have A.D.D.? I don't believe so. See also: Scientology answers.
    
    
16. Middle Name? Explain to me again this 'middle name' of which you speak.
    
    
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
    
    • My teacup is empty.
    • I should make some more tea.
    • Mmm, tea is tasty.
      
    
    
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought today:
    
    • Coffee
    • Food
    • More coffee
      
    
    
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
    
    • $CAFFEINATED_BEVERAGE
    • Wine
    • Tea
      
    
    
20. What time did you wake up today? 6:43 anno meridiem.
    
    
21. What happened to 21? Downsizing.
    
    
22. Current worry? My teacup is empty. Woe!
    
    
23. Current hate? Empty my teacup is, hmmm.
    
    
24. Favourite place to be? Wrapped up in a hug.
    
    
25. Least favourite place to be? Tied up on train tracks.
    
    
26. Where would you like to go? Somewhere that offers hugging and suitable protection from being left to be run over by a train.
    
    
27. Do you own slippers? I did once, but my designer dogs decided that shreds of former slipper are in this season. So, no.
    
    
28. What shirt are you wearing? Shirt? I see no shirt. Silly meme.
    
    
29. Do you burn or tan? I burn the red of a thorougly cooked lobster, then virtually overnight heal back to my normal bloodless pale. Wheee.
    
    
30. Favorite colour(s)? Purple.
    
    
31. Would you be a pirate? Aye!
    
    
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? *thinks* Sunday. Spiced mead is tasty.
    
    
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? Whichever one I feel like at the time. Well, whichever one I feel like at the time, so long as I can remember the lyric.
    
    
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night?
    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
    >_
    
    
35. What's in your pockets right now? What garments currently adorn my person do so without bringing pockets to their habilimentary party.
    
    
36. Last thing that made you laugh? House. As it so very frequently does.
    
    
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? I don't particularly remember my childhood bedsheets.
    
    
38. Worst injury you've ever had? I've never had a particularly serious injury.
    
    ...
    
    Well. That's gone and done it, hasn't it. *sigh*
    
    
39. So, have you seen 39 anywhere? No, actually, I haven't. I think it might've vanished in previous postings of this very meme.
    
    
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? Two. For one of me! And I can see neither from my desk.
    
    
41. Who is your loudest friend? One of the Partnerperson's friends gets quite loud after a few drinks.
    
    
42. Who is your most silent friend? The results for this are easily influenced with gaffer tape.
    
    
43. Does someone have a crush on you? I... don't know. Does someone?
    
    
44. Do you wish on shooting stars? Only when it wouldn't be incriminating.
    
    
45. What is your favourite book? I'm completely not picking a favourite. Not. At. All.
    
    
46. What is your favourite candy? Tasty confectioned substances truly are love, and we should embrace their confectioned diversity. Also, this was the only question that posed difficulties in translating from US english; every alternative for 'candy' was cumbersome and unwieldy.
    
    
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? Wedding? Ha!
    
    
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? The Ants Go Marching
    
    
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Wasting time on the Interwebs, of course.
    
    
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Rar. Toooo eeeaaarrrlyyyy. Neeed sleeeeeeeeep.
    
    I saaaiiid neeeeed sleeeeeeeeep.
    
    Fine. Sleeeep not forthcoming. Neeeeeeeed caaaaaffeeeeeeine.
    

Comments

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

Your post right here is. One of them at least :)
Your charm, wit and unfailing sense of humour are also in your arsenal¹

______
¹ At least for this one particular opposite sex admirer. Results may vary.