Mememememeness, from fireyfox nicked

[active_apathy]

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
   
   I've been checked for traces of explosives. Does that count?
   
   
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
   
   Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
   Clunkclunkclunkclunkclunkclunkclunkclunk
   Rattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattle
   ...
   Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
   Clunkclunk-
   
   ...
   
   Oh, sorry. What was the question?
   
   
   
   
3. When was the last time youve been sledding?
   
   Esky lid tobogganing! Um, I mean...
   
   
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
   
   If the someone else doesn't steal the blankets, doesn't throw extra blanket on top of me, doesn't squirm away awkwardly, doesn't cling like a clingything, doesn't lie there like a dead person, doesn't flop about incessantly and knows exactly when to squish and when to give space, then with someone else.
   
   
5. Do you believe in Ghosts?
   
   What concerns me more is whether ghosts believe in me.
   
   
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
   
   I did, once. And then they came up with Snakes on a Plane, and that set new standards for creativity.
   
   
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
   
   I think that it'll one day come out that she killed him, then stole his identity and had the police destroy all the physical evidence.
   
   
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
   
   What, are they mud wrestling?
   
   
9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
   
   AUSTRALIAN READERS: There's no way that knowing about politics will ever be part of my policy. Never, ever. It's dead. It was killed by voters in the last election.
   
   INTERNATIONAL READERS: You forgot Poland.
   
   
10. Do you know how to play poker?
    
    *blank expression*
    
    Depends. What kind? Maybe I know.
    
    
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
    
    Is there a person alive who can answer 'no'? Honestly. Silly Scientologists.
    
    
12. Have you ever cheated on a test?
    
    In science, in year... 9. There was some 'speriment we did, and I deliberately altered the results, mostly because it seemed more fun that way.
    
    
13. Who was your first love?
    
    My very first teddy bear, who I would squish except that any squishings now would probably make him an ex-teddy-bear.
    
    
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?
    
    I don't drive, so by default, no. Would I? No. The lights, they have cameras. Cameras mean fines. Fines cost precioussss.
    
    
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
    
    Sure, I've got a secret. More'n one. But it don't seem likely I'd tell 'em to you now, do it?
    
    
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
    
    Huh?
    
    What?
    
    Huh?
    
    What?
    
    Do they have roboclaws?
    
    
17. Have you ever been ice skating?
    
    Just once; that was more than enough.
    
    
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
    
    Never, actually.
    
    
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
    
    Today.
    
    
20. Can you name 4 songs by The Beatles?
    
    I surely can.
    
    
21. What's the one thing on your mind?
    
    Here's a llama...
    
    
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    
    I don't believe in karma, but I do believe in this.
    
    
23. Do you know who Ba-Ba-Booey is?
    
    Whowhatwhere...ey?
    
    
24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
    
    It's the law. Like gravity.
    
    
25. What talent do you wish you had?
    
    The power to make all the annoying people stop and think about what they're doing.
    
    
26. Do you like Sushi?
    
    I don't Know. I think I may, However, be fond of Random capitalisation.
    
    
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
    
    No, I haven't. Presumably, I haven't had a fatal accident either.
    
    
28. What do you wear to bed?
    
    Um....
    
    
29. Have you ever been caught stealing?
    
    I have.
    
    
30. Does size matter?
    
    I... I guess so. This is a straight people question, isn't it.
    
    
31. Do you truly hate anyone?
    
    I couldn't truly hate just anyone.
    
    
32. Rock or Rap?
    
    Rock, for it rocks. Or roxxorz. Or something like that, which says it's much better than rap.
    
    
33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
    
    Find me some that meet the above sleepycriteria, and we'll see.
    
    
34. Do you know anyone in jail?
    
    No, I don't. Or at least they haven't told me. And they have phones, so there's no excuse. Sucky not-telling stuff people suck.
    
    
35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
    
    With or without a hairbrush?
    
    
36. What food do you find disgusting?
    
    Foods that used to have four feet.
    
    
37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours first"?
    
    Um, no. What would I have learnt from it?
    
    
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
    
    *whistles innocently*
    
    
39. Have you ever stood up to someone for someone you hardly knew?
    
    Hey! You! Don't do... whatever it is to... um... whoever you are! Don't make me go over there and... um... stuff!
    
    
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
    
    Um, no. That'd hurt. So don't.
    

Comments

[aurora-z.livejournal.com]

And now you're what...petty thief with delusions of standing? Sad little kind of a sad little hill.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Not really. Call me if someone interesting comes.

:)

[aurora-z.livejournal.com]

So I've been trying to find that icon you're using and I was wondering if I give you an e-cookie, if you'll allow me to steal it.

Also, did you make it? I want to credit properly. :-)

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Oooh... e-cookie.

It's just there, up above, and I make all my iconses. :)