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None whatsoever. Utterly newsless, today, except to say that my day lacks news. There's nothing of note, less of interest, and precious little of consequence, resulting in a global shortage of news as it regards to me. I am a news-free zone. Two factoids enter, no news leaves. Soylent green is people, but has no added news. News? Apparently I couldn't handle the news. Droids don't rip people's arms out of their sockets when they have no news. My news is no more. Bereft of news, it leaves me newsless. It's rung down the curtain and joined the bulletin invisible.
In short, I have no news. None at all.
So instead, I open the floor to you, my collected readership, to tell me all about your favourite collective nouns, and optionally to invent new collective nouns for LJers/LJfriends/people who read one's LJ.
In short, I have no news. None at all.
So instead, I open the floor to you, my collected readership, to tell me all about your favourite collective nouns, and optionally to invent new collective nouns for LJers/LJfriends/people who read one's LJ.
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Date: 2006-02-24 05:49 am (UTC)i'll second the vote for a "drama of blogger" and add to the floor "fanningofme". This is to be said all as one word.
"The fanningofme have not been very active in my journal lately, so i'm thinking of stirring them up with a public friends cut."
"active-apathy's fanningofme is much larger than mine, which leaves me feeling inadequate and causes me to open the spam that i get entitled 'enlarge your fanningofme'."
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Date: 2006-02-24 05:57 am (UTC)Gazes of raccoons? Who made these up?
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Date: 2006-02-24 06:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-24 06:11 am (UTC)