Let's pretend it's yesterday...

[active_apathy]

...because I was sidetracked with reinventing mermaids.

It's yesterday's news, at least.

There was a spider in my bathtub this morning. This one was trifling and little, but it was imprisoned on a bench between a glass and a piece of paper. My priorities are clearly defined, in this instance - spider leaves bathtub, but having bath (complete with vanilla bubble bath, yay!) comes before throwing spider outside.

Maybe that'll make it think twice. Not particularly likely, since they expect for it to be rainy here for a few days yet. Grr.

*resolves to keep broom close*

My other big item of news is that I've officially decided pinball is electronic crack on skinny steel legs. Today, I was again playing the Lord of the Rings pinball machine, and had the oddest thought from some of the samples they use - specifically:

Legolas: "You have my bow!"
Gimli: "You have my axe!"

And what does this make me imagine? The nine of them, forming a band possibly called The Fellowship of the Rock.

So, we have Gimli on a guitar, and Legolas with a violin. This leaves seven more... and I open the floor for discussion on Middle-Earth's newest band. Let's not worry about anachronism too much, here.

Comments

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Aragorn only needs to grow his hair out a little bit.

Also, I'm now imagining Eowyn and Arwen as groupies and Faramir leaking illegal mp3s on the internet. Thank you.

[mrpyro.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of Aragorn as the songwriter: it's him or Tom Bombadil, and I really don't want it to be Tom.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Yeah but but, the hair! He can be the songwriter AND the guitarist that does the hair-swinging thing. You can, after all, have more than one guitarist.