I would say Mal/Jayne but then Simon would have to do some serious patching up afterwards. I can't see Mal and Jayne going at it without something getting broken.
Simon: Jayne, I... I told you last time that Vera isn't to be used as a... umm... a sex toy. Mal: Look, doc, listenin' ain't 'xactly Jayne's strong suit. Just get the gorramn thing out.
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Date: 2006-01-05 08:23 pm (UTC)*fans self*
Seems to be a sudden epidemic of men kissing in public lately. Keep it up, boys. Ahem.
Now where's my Mal/Simon?
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Date: 2006-01-05 08:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-05 08:33 pm (UTC)Simon: Jayne, I... I told you last time that Vera isn't to be used as a... umm... a sex toy.
Mal: Look, doc, listenin' ain't 'xactly Jayne's strong suit. Just get the gorramn thing out.
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Date: 2006-01-05 08:27 pm (UTC)Mal/Simon? Why am I imagining something like...
ZOE: Simon just hits you because he likes you, sir.
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Date: 2006-01-13 01:17 am (UTC)