From... well... everyone, pretty much.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I gave [livejournal.com profile] ianthefira a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In November I helped [livejournal.com profile] ryttu3k see the light (8 points). Last Saturday I stole [livejournal.com profile] stray_curse's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] crzydemona (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (718 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! And a plastic rocket.

Sincerely,
active_apathy

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Date: 2005-12-05 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herekittykitty.livejournal.com
I'm naughty. :(

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I turned [livejournal.com profile] gnomebiscuits in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In March I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] aaronmackenzie (-10 points). In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] continuouslife's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-76 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
amyrose2021

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Date: 2005-12-05 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ianthefira.livejournal.com
Yay, blood!

Date: 2005-12-06 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
Yay! Unless A positive kills you. That'd be not-so-yay.

Date: 2005-12-06 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
Oh. Very much not-so-yay.

Date: 2005-12-06 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
*dies and is dead* Thanks!

Date: 2005-12-06 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurenmitchell.livejournal.com
Hrm. I killed her. Does that constitute a good Christmas?

Date: 2005-12-06 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
It was death by laughing. Does that help?

Date: 2005-12-06 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
Um... yes? *looks all innocent-like*

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