Shut up. Quiet. I've got words. I say, this is an auspicious day. We all know what day it is... a glorious day for all the proud members of the Firefly fandom. Box Set Day! The end of Bootlegged episodes and the dawn of picture quality and deleted scenes! Yeah!

...

Um, sorry.

My day was stolenified by ye merrie olde shoppeing today, seeing as how I needed to buy something for my father's 50th birthday, which will be on Wednesday. This also meant an opportunity to do some other shopping I've been meaning to, with the exception of the Big Damn Soundtrack, which isn't even in the ruttin' country yet.

Grr.

So! I started with a toy shop, mostly because I wanted to. I have managed to find the only toy shop in the 'verse that doesn't. have. dinosaurs. This part of my plan wasn't a complete waste, since I saw a wondrous sight on the back wall of a DVD shoppe.

A wondrous sight indeed! There, on the back wall, sixteen copies of the Firefly box set, all waiting for people to buy them. This is especially good news, seeing as how it means that there's some on this side of the world again. The exchange went something like:

Me: I don't think I've ever seen that many of the Firefly box set in one place.
Sales assistant: We got 70 of them in yesterday; all the rest were for orders, and the distributor's finally got copies.
Me: (thinks: OMJWTFsqueeeee!) *dies from happiness*i

This instantly set me up to be happy all day. Wheeeeeeee!

But, there's more. There's a bookshop virtually next door, and I've been looking for the fifth book of [livejournal.com profile] jimbutcher's Dresden Files seriesii for a week or two now. And, they had it! I've started reading it, but only in short bursts so that I don't magically run out of book and then suddenly come back down from my literary high.

And with that, it was off to actually do some presenty shopping. This is where I add a note about me: I like to buy things that'll be fun or amusing, but generally not horribly expensivev. There were four elements to my cunning plan; I'll address each in turn.

Liquorice allsorts are pretty much his favourite confectionery ever. And, they're sold in kilogram bags. Kilogram bags of liquorice allsorts have a side effect of making me want to buy buckets of M&Ms to sit on my desk.

The next thing was a cane. When folk start getting a bit old, and all. It doesn't have a vertical cane, but it was somewhat fun to do the rest of my shopping with a cane. If only it had a sword in...

Everyone needs a hobby. Some peoples' hobbies include impossible jigsaw puzzles, which makes things fun when you frequent the kinds of places that sell impossible jigsaw puzzles. Alas, no double-sided ones; I settled for a borderless puzzle largely made up of coffee beans, with extra pieces. I'm somewhat tempted to open the box, swap the bag of puzzle pieces for a bag of liquorice allsorts, replace the tape on the box, and declare that mine is an evil laughvi.

And, there's the obligatory Somewhat Strange Item™. This time, it's a miniature billiard table with little balls and sticks and everything.

And this put me $5 shy of what I needed to spend for a free $17 quote mug. So, being me, I decided to find something to spend $5 on. My solution? A $7 tub of little plastic dinosaurs. While too small for a serious version of This Land, they'll fit neatly on my desk for a space-saving display I'll call This Miniature Land. And, I got my choice of quote mug. My pick?

Life is too important to be taken seriously

- Oscar Wilde

Please pretend to be surprised. Pleeaase?
  1. Seriously, what other response is there? At least 50 copies ordered within the last month? Squeee! Yay fandom!
  2. All kinds of fun to read, in my opinion.iii
  3. Especially since I've just managed to force myself to get through all of Naked Empireiv which, despite being far from new, had to wait for (a) an appropriately-sized paperback release, and (b) my reading options to become truly desperate.
  4. Dear Terry,

    Enough of the gorramn preachifyin' already. And enough with the cavalcade of Sues. Please stop making it look like you're writing bad fanfic, otherwise I'll have to beat you about the head with Anne Rice.

    Neither of us wants that.

    With hope you'll fix the many errors of your ways,
    [livejournal.com profile] active_apathy
  5. This is partly for budgetary reasons, and partly because it can be so very fun. I doubt that many of you would describe me as terribly normal, so I'm sure you might almost be able to imagine how this turns up.
  6. Such a useful little line, that.

Date: 2005-10-27 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timba.livejournal.com
Jim Butcher = teh funny. I love Toot-Toot.

that is all.

Date: 2005-10-27 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
I think everyone loves Toot-toot, though my favourite reason is somewhat spoilery.

Also, your icon amuses me. Bwah! indeed.

Date: 2005-10-27 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timba.livejournal.com
....try #4, as lj seems to hate me.

Death Masks is book 5, right? Have you not read it yet? (if not, it's VERY good, but I suggest reading it kinda slowly, so that you can process everything)

As for Toot-Toot, my love for him was cemented in Summer Knight.

Date: 2005-10-27 08:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
I have a copy of Death Masks, and I'm trying to make it last. I'm quite enjoying it thus far.

Summer Knight is exactly the spoilery reason for the Toot-Toot love, and all his little friends. I need to find a Pizza 'Spress, methinks.

Date: 2005-10-27 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timba.livejournal.com
I shall look for one when I move to Chicago in the spring. :)

Date: 2005-10-27 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
If you get a basement apartment, then you win at moving.

Date: 2005-10-27 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herekittykitty.livejournal.com
I'm excited that I understand what "This Land" is. :D

Date: 2005-10-27 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
I'm also excited that you know what This Land is! Yaay!

Date: 2005-10-27 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
If by 'blame' you mean 'give heartfelt thanks to', then so you should.

Date: 2005-10-27 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herekittykitty.livejournal.com
And if by "heartfelt thanks" you means "OMGWTF I HAVE HER DVDS HURRAY," then yes.

Date: 2005-10-27 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
Wheee! How far through are you?

Date: 2005-10-27 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herekittykitty.livejournal.com
I watched the first two discs when I was over at Dana's with Daphyn, (6 episodes, I believe) I have yet to get much farther because of work and school. :/ I could play them as background noise, but they're someting that I want to consentrate on, if that makes sense.

I'm hoping more this weekend when I have some free time. :)

Date: 2005-10-27 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
Your self-control is amazing. Everyone else ever makes time for it. :)

Date: 2005-10-27 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herekittykitty.livejournal.com
It is hard. But seeing as until monday I was failing a class... *hides*

This weekend. *bangs fist down to show you what I'mma talkin' about*

Date: 2005-10-27 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
*shrugs* I've failed classes before. Four, all at once. And then I wasn't enrolled anymore.

This weekend? Shiny.

Date: 2005-10-27 08:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herekittykitty.livejournal.com
I ended up just being a slacker and dropping the class. Go me!

This weekend? Indeed shiny. To the max.

Date: 2005-10-28 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tajessa.livejournal.com
OMG MORBO!

"How are your children, Morbo?"
"Numerous and belligerent."

Um, carry on.

Date: 2005-10-28 09:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herekittykitty.livejournal.com
:D:D:D:D:D

Best character. Ever.

Date: 2005-10-27 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ianthefira.livejournal.com
Ooooh, Terry Goodkind. I was wondering how the hell I missed the latest Discworld book, and if Pterry had gone batshit.

But no. It's just Goodkind being Goodkind.

Date: 2005-10-27 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
I was relying on the book title for context. That, and the fact I wouldn't ever beat Pterry about the head with Anne Rice.

Date: 2005-10-27 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ianthefira.livejournal.com
Yeah. I was just confused, since I had a moment of "Eh?", pretty much. Especially since I also know you'd never beat Pterry about the head with Anne Rice.
(As a side note, if you wanna talk author-hate, I'd like to beat Piers Anthony about the head with something. Something heavy.)

Date: 2005-10-27 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
is Dan Brown heavy enough?

Date: 2005-10-27 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ianthefira.livejournal.com
Maybe?

(I'll admit having a weird fondness for Dan Brown's stuff, but he's still a lousy writer with lousy characters.)

Date: 2005-10-27 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
Dan Brown tied to Robert Jordan, maybe?

Date: 2005-10-27 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ianthefira.livejournal.com
Oooh, oooh yes! <3

Yay violence!

Date: 2005-10-27 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
Yay indeed! *fetches rope*

Date: 2005-10-27 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jennisis.livejournal.com
Be nice to Robert Jordan, he is a stately old man that slightly reminds me of Mark Twain (or some other witty, bewhiskered man from the Old South). My theory is that his books are so rambly because he forgets what he is supposed to be writing about halfway through and then scrambles to fill his allotment of blank pages with angst in oder to fool people into thinking he's NOT QUITE SENILE, YET! so that the family doesn't hustle him off to a nursing home and loll about in his money.

Perhaps there is someone less febrile to beat PA with?

Date: 2005-10-27 09:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
*thinks*

George AR RR Martin?

Date: 2005-10-27 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
I'll even put some explanation with that.

A Game of Thrones? Interesting. Rather a more detailed than is usually my taste.

I then tried to read the second book. I made it thoruhg about three pages before the detail killed my brain and it just went "Umm... right. Nosensetoomuchdetailnaptimekthx."




Dear authors,

When writing a sequel, if you mention a detail from another book that's important to the story you're telling now, don't rely on the other book.

Offer a little, tiny bit of explanation. Not enough to irritate those who remember the world you so obviously obsess over, but enough that it makes sense if you ever actually get on with telling the story.

With boundless optimism,
[livejournal.com profile] active_apathy

Date: 2005-10-27 10:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
Through, even. My spelling gets silly at 3am.

Date: 2005-10-27 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
With fire, or with drink?

Date: 2005-10-27 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jennisis.livejournal.com
Sorry...that was ambiguous, wasn't it?
With your favorite drink.
We'll save the fiery toasting for the marshmallows I brought.

Date: 2005-10-27 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
Actually, no - I was using the slightly-modified lines from The Train Job as context for a drinky-toast.

But, it never hurts to make sure.

Date: 2005-10-27 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jennisis.livejournal.com
*facepalms*
Obviously I have not watched The Train Job enough times.
*goes off to reinforce quirky dialogue recognition*

Date: 2005-10-28 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
I spent hours today watching Firefly. I have to make sure that my DVDs work properly, after all.

Date: 2005-10-27 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] palmer-kun.livejournal.com
Might I suggest a life-size statue of the titan Atlas?

Date: 2005-10-27 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bionic-sheep.livejournal.com
Oscar Wilde is hawt.

That is all. ¬_¬

Date: 2005-10-27 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bionic-sheep.livejournal.com
But . . . but . . .

Dead poets!

Date: 2005-10-27 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
No, no. You misread. I'm not his type.

Date: 2005-10-27 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bionic-sheep.livejournal.com
Ah, touche.

Date: 2005-10-27 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-bullet-left.livejournal.com
HOORAY FOR CANE-SWORDS!

Date: 2005-10-27 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
OR SWORD-CANES EVEN! I'm not sure you could really get a sword made out of cane to be terribly sharp.

Date: 2005-10-27 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurenmitchell.livejournal.com
Huzzah for box-setty goodness! Special features! Adam Baldwin singing 'The Hero Of Canton'!

Shiny.

Date: 2005-10-27 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] active-apathy.livejournal.com
Shiny indeed! And the thought of that many copies having been ordered by folk still means all kinds of happysquees.

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