Um...

[active_apathy]

Following an essential daily ritual, I had a shower. With assorted MP3s playing nice and loud. To continue setting the scene, I was waiting for a hair treatment to work, and I pretty much always have music play randomly (in fact, Nightfall in Middle-Earth is the only CD I've never ever played on random). It was at this point that Special happened to play.

With my mind being what it is (insert snarky aside here), I came to the conclusion it'd be perfect for a song about Sues. So...

Speshul (with apologies to Garbage)

We're playing without you
We've heard all about you
You run games and fic into the ground
Your characters are the worst around

You seem to adore Sues
And drama and angst, too
There was nothing that you wouldn't do
To make yourself important; angsty, too

Have you gotten a clue yet?
An idea of your own?
You thought you were speshul
We thought you should go
But we've run out of patience
We couldn't care less

Have you gotten a clue yet?
An idea of your own?
You thought you were speshul
We thought you should go

You're one of the worst Sues
We hoped that we'd lose you
Now you're here and begging for a chance
There's no way in hell we'd take you back

Have you gotten a clue yet?
An idea of your own?
You thought you were speshul
We thought you should know
But we've run out of patience
We've run out of comments
We're tired of the Sue-ness
We couldn't care less

Comments

[leila82.livejournal.com]

I wonder if that would be a good excuse to get out of exam-taking? "I'm sorry, I cannot take tomorrow's exam for it is bigger than I am."

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

It'd certainly be interesting to try.