Dear Mr President-Elect,
"Yes we can" is probably not a Constitutionally-valid response to the Oath of Office.
Similarly, "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" is also right out, except perhaps later, in the Residence. This later event probably should not involve the Chief Justice.
With believable hope,
active_apathy
Dear Mr President,
Don't keep your Secret Service detail from not letting the door hit you on the way out.
With palpable relief,
active_apathy
Dear Secret Service Detail for the Soon-To-Be-Former President,
Just 10 years - only 3652 days - until you don't have to see him again either.
With sympathy,
active_apathy
Dear Internet,
...wow, that's a lot of Inauguration drinking games.
Utterly without surprise,
active_apathy
"Yes we can" is probably not a Constitutionally-valid response to the Oath of Office.
Similarly, "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" is also right out, except perhaps later, in the Residence. This later event probably should not involve the Chief Justice.
With believable hope,
Dear Mr President,
Don't keep your Secret Service detail from not letting the door hit you on the way out.
With palpable relief,
Dear Secret Service Detail for the Soon-To-Be-Former President,
Just 10 years - only 3652 days - until you don't have to see him again either.
With sympathy,
Dear Internet,
...wow, that's a lot of Inauguration drinking games.
Utterly without surprise,