'Tis the Season for Open Letters

Dear, um, you¹,

Merry Christmas / Xmas / Xmas Substitute / I Can't Believe It's Not Xmas / Other.

Love,
active_apathy


Also, this xkcd comic, it speaks truth.

1. That link will only work properly from your friends page, but I'm still kind of geekily proud of it. Hooray!