Whee, entry!

For those who haven't yet heard it, palmer_kunhas recorded a version of the NaNo song. Welcome, one and all, to utter madness. But first...

Dear fellow public transport users,

You make it somewhat unpleasant to breathe. You register strongly with the Sensory Department for the Detection and Identification of Aerosol Unpleasantness. You inspire my olfactory nerves to set condition one throughout my nose.

In short, you are smelly. Please wash.

While I'm aware of the plight of those who are naturally whiffy, if there is continued non-compliance on the washing front I swear by my pretty floral book bag that I will spray you with the very girliest deodorant money can buy.

Further non-compliance may be resolved by application of duct tape and a street sweeper, in roughly that order.

That is all.

My other bit of news for the day comes from a mildly confused public service job ad. It started with some questions - "Do you want to work in a customer service environment?", "Are you experienced in customer service?", "Do you want proper recognition for what you do?", and stuff like that. The point was that if you answer yes for any of the questions, you're supposed to feel enticed to apply for the job.

The problem? One of the questions says, "Are you getting paid enough?"

Let me repeat that. Are you getting paid enough?

I don't think it's what they meant to say. Who turns up at a job interview and answers a question like "Why did you leave your previous job?" with something like "Well, my remuneration was distressingly adequate."

Bah. Silly Scientologists public service.

Lastly, the meme still has one item left to be solved. It is...

20. Oddly enough, meddling is rarely appreciated. Nothing here is what it seems. Go screwdriver!

The new clue is in red. You can guess here this time, because comment notifications are le broken again, and this way I'll know if it gets answered.

And that's it for tonight.