New Userinfo

I've been meaning to write new userinfo for... um... time x lots. The thing is, I want to have userinfo that's fun, and exciting, and interesting. Most of all, I need a bit of direction to write my userinfo because a thingy saying "write up to 65,535 characters about you!" isn't exactly rife with inspiration. It's the blankest of blank pages, coupled with a bit of an investment in the topic. It's like an invitation to write "hey. I'm me. I know all about me. You don't. Ha!" and then wonder why the whole world doesn't instantly friend you. There's space for about 13-14000 words, less if it's a bit HTML-intensive. There's space to post the whole set of Scientology answers and still write a decent essay or novella at the end. There's space, in short, to do pretty much anything at all.

This is where you come in. I'd like to enlist the help of my friends and stalkers in the writing of the elusive userinfo. And how would I ask you to do that? That is very, very simple. I'm considering collecting a set of challenges for my userinfo. These can be virtually anything at all, and I'll put in as many of them as possible. The challenges can be anything - words, ideas, a target length, something that has to be included, or anything else you can dream up. It's up to me which ones get done. I will, however, try to get through as many as is human(e)ly possible.

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