I must smell particularly attractive today. That, and this is the last day ever I hang out washing while wearing a skirt.
Why, I hear me ask on your behalf so I can tell the rest of the story.
As I was walking back inside, empty basket in hand, my excitable 16-month old puppy launched himself at my leg, latched on, and... um... tried to do unmentionable things. I tried to take another step, but the enterprising hound seems to have thought of that - he'd carefully placed his nose beside my thigh, so that when he bounced forward to keep up, his head... um... went exploring. Being the calm, level-headed person I am, I squeaked rather loudly and jumped about ten feet forwards, leaving me retreating inside and a 'little' dog trying to work out what the hell just happened.
I honestly don't think I've jumped quite so far ever before.
And, for the fun of it,a pair of memes from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fireyfox.
Meme the First: Am I...
Meme the Second:
And, to finish up, a meme swiped from tehhazymaiden.
Why, I hear me ask on your behalf so I can tell the rest of the story.
As I was walking back inside, empty basket in hand, my excitable 16-month old puppy launched himself at my leg, latched on, and... um... tried to do unmentionable things. I tried to take another step, but the enterprising hound seems to have thought of that - he'd carefully placed his nose beside my thigh, so that when he bounced forward to keep up, his head... um... went exploring. Being the calm, level-headed person I am, I squeaked rather loudly and jumped about ten feet forwards, leaving me retreating inside and a 'little' dog trying to work out what the hell just happened.
I honestly don't think I've jumped quite so far ever before.
And, for the fun of it,a pair of memes from
fireyfox.Meme the First: Am I...
- Samurai or geisha?
- Poptart or muffin?
- Demon or exorcist?
- Fork or spoon?
- Book or movie?
- Froot Loops or Coco Pops? (shamelessly changing to a cereal I know)
- Silk or leather?
- Gun or knife?
- Dog or Cat?
- Remus or Sirius?
- Beatles or Stones?
- Murder or suicide?
- Strawberries and cream or chocolate cake?
- Cowgirl or Indian?
- Trick or treat?
Meme the Second:
Why am I on your friends list?
Answer in a comment, then repost this in your own journal.
And, to finish up, a meme swiped from teh
hazymaiden.| Your #1 Match: ENFP - The Inspirer |
| You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller! You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. |
| Your #2 Match: ENTP - The Visionary |
| You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression. You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything. Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off. You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments. You would make a great entrepreneur, marketing executive, or actor. |
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