Sepia images are fun.

[active_apathy]

An IM conversation with liadlaith happened to stumble across the idea of pet plushies. Since her file transfers don't like her, the picture - and the explanation - is here for all to see.

This is the story of Chase the Tabby Cat. Chase was found decapitated one afternoon with serious bodily injuries. The head was recovered nearby, and a lack of defensive wounds indicate that much of the damage happened post mortem.



Of course, Chase is made out of plush. I'll get that sorted out right now.

The best theory that I could come up with was that Chase had lost his head as my two fluffy terrorist fought over him. That scene isn't staged at all; the dark patches on the ground are water, since Montie tends to dribble a bit when he drinks. Might be something to do with shoving his whole nose in.

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[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

Now I'm waiting for the post where it's revealed that this was all a hoax and the owner of the plushie has to send all the money back.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/city_glitter/847289.html

(Btw, those stains on the sidewalk are disturbing me even if it was a hoax, a plushie, or both....)

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Murphy and Montie don't have any money, they aren't asking for any, and it definitely wasn't a hoax.

That, and they're happy having a big cardboard box for a new toy at the moment.

[laurenmitchell.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. That looks very unhealthy.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

But apparently very chewy. Murphy spent a couple of hours trying to 'fix' him, by putting the head back with the rest. He'd look at it for a moment, and then try to pick his plush!kitty back up, and the head wouldn't come and he'd get all upset then try again.

[liadlaith.livejournal.com]

That's simultaneously the saddest and most hilarious thing ever.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

It is, yea. And he looked kinda cute doing it, in an odd way.

[laurenmitchell.livejournal.com]

That's actually kind of sad. I feel sorry for Murphy getting upset over it!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

He really did try to fix his kitty, which I thought was cute. His sad face is heartbreaking, though.

[herekittykitty.livejournal.com]

I see no head. That's the thing that worries me.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

It was a little bit away from the rest. There were little bits of stuffing all over the place, too. It was really quite odd.

[herekittykitty.livejournal.com]

and that just makes me sad :(

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

IT was a lovely toy, and Murphy definitely liked him. That's why I think they were fighting over Chase. Whem Murphy first got hold of him, he wandered over into the sun and slept with him like a teddy bear.

[herekittykitty.livejournal.com]

So Chase went out a respected, loved toy.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

He did indeed.

Maybe I should've put him back in his box and buried him.

[herekittykitty.livejournal.com]

A nice burial, maybe a luncheon after.

[eighthcloud.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. It looks like Hobbes, and that makes me profoundly sad. :/

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I hadn't noticed that at all until now. Murphy did try to fix him, though.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Hey. We've talked a little on metaquotes. Frankly, you have me stitches an awful lot, so it'd save a lot of time to just Friend you. I've missed out on being 50th!friend, but I hope you don't mind. <3

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Fifty-second, I think. Not that it really matters, since the reward for numeric arbitrariness is an ephemeral mention in a LoveJournal post.

Which is the longest way I've ever found to say hello.

[sleiphnir.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of what happened to my rockmelon friend Walter (http://www.deviancy.co.uk/walter.html)

I found him murdered the day after most of the photos were taken =(

ps: The original picture of the brother got uploaded over with the one of him asleep with his hand on the mouse. (and I look awesomely terrible as well)

And, Chase looks like my D'Arcy, D'Arcy is happily lying on my floor though.

[sleiphnir.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I just realised how rude it was for me to randomly comment like that.
I'm a friend of rttu3k and also in metaquotes, which is how I've found your journal from the numerous quotes of you in there. Well, hi, and sorry for the random comment.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

It's ok. I'll even tell you a little secret...

I don't mind people posting comments to public entries. I think it's fun and interesting, and I certainly don't mind things being fun.

So, hi! And thanks for the random comment.

[sleiphnir.livejournal.com]

By the way, the Chen fandom icon is so freaking cute.
I'm a Chen fangirl who has pictures of him and Takeshi Kaga in my room. No HP for me, just cute Asian chefs and actors.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

This one? I want to kidnap him to make desserts. *nodnod* All hail teh Szechuan Sage.

[sleiphnir.livejournal.com]

Yep, that one =)
Did you watch the recent French special when he was sort of commentating, he giggles a lot. I'd like to kidnap him, poke him, make him giggle and feed him something nice.
And he's so much prettier etc than Michiba.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

He is! And he seems so much nicer, and more fun. And giggly. Giggly is fun. *tickles Chen*