My skill level is OVER TWO THOUSAAAAND

[active_apathy]

Dear WiiSports Tennis,

You might like deuce. Other people might like deuce. I don't mind a little deuce every now and then, up to a point.

You just went well past that point.

I should not be able to download 10% of an album (FROM ENTIRELY LEGITIMATE SOURCES, WHY DO YOU QUESTION ME SO) over a 46.7kbps Internet connection in the time it takes to win one service game. When this happens, there is an excess of deuce. A preponderance of deuce. And, unless you're trying to get through a stockpile of deuce, or exchanging deuce credits with other copies of WiiSports, it really has to stop.

(Preferably with match point, but still. There are people in the world who don't even have any deuce.)

Trapped at 40-40,
active_apathy



But, yes. WiiSports. About which I'm posting, oh, A YEAR after the rest of the world. And I do so because my WiiSports tennis skill level thingy has departed the graph and started for the edge of the screen at all of 2041 - as opposed to my WiiSports baseball skill level, which is at a much less lofty 24. These extremes are reflected in nothing quite so much as the Wii Fitness test thingy; I get something about mid 20s when there's no baseball games on the test, and something in the high 30s when there is baseball on the test, so my graph looks like a hedgehog's come by and drawn its ideal haircut.



Also, while I'm posting stuff about games: would those people who said they were interested in Lexicon (five definite, nine maybe, and I'm not above just naming all of you) please either come and join the rest of us, or tell me that you're not actually interested anymore. Thanks!

And, that's all for now.

Comments

[trueflight.livejournal.com]

"my graph looks like a hedgehog's come by and drawn its ideal haircut."
LOL.

I've never had the chance to play Wii Sports (or Wii anything, sadly), but it sounds like a bucket of win.

[kitsunefury.livejournal.com]

Gods, I love your posts. I can't help but igggle. ^^;

[kitsunefury.livejournal.com]

Oh I fucking fail it.

*giggle.

Also, yes. Wiisports is a TRUCK of EPIC WIN.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

It is! Apart from the baseball, which is slightly less bad when you try to play it like the tennis.

Hit the ball out of the park with a baseball swing? Er, no. Hit the ball out with a forehand? Easily!

[kitsunefury.livejournal.com]

Serious? I'll have to remember that one. :o

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

As unplugging the life support. I still get absolutely no say in where it goes, but it at least goes somewhere. :D