A meme from laurenmitchell

[active_apathy]

Instructions:

1. It's a random-music-answers-questions meme
2. You've probably seen them before
3. In fact, you've almost definitely seen them before
4. In short: instructions?
5. It ain't got no instructions
   
6. It don't have to show you no stinkin' instructions

Um, I mean:

1. Set $media_app to random.
2. For each question, press 'next' to divine the answer.
3. Write down that song, regardless of silliness. Silliness is kind of the point.

And now, the answers:

1. Q: Are you male or female?
   A: Blackmore's Night - Self-Portrait
   
   I'll assume this is Winamp's way of saying I really should know by now.
   
   
2. Q: Describe yourself.
   A: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Once More, With Feeling - I've Got a Theory / Bunnies / If We're Together
   
   Bunnies, bunnies, I must be bunnies? o.O
   
   
3. Q: How do you feel about yourself?
   A: Bear McCreary - Battlestar Galactica Season 3 Soundtrack - All Along the Watchtower
   
   ...apparently, I think I'm a <spoiler source="BSG" season="3" episode="20"> Cylon </spoiler>
   
   
4. Q: Describe your ex.
   A: Metallica - The Thing That Should Not Be
   
   I take it Winamp's picked the evil one, otherwise it will be in trouble.
   
   
5. Q: Describe your current partner.
   A: Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring - The Bridge of Khazad Dum
   
   Obviously not fally-bleachy-Gandalf, and hopefully not a balrog, so... trapped in Moria? Told to run, fool, run? SHALL NOT PASS? Something.
   
   
6. Q: Describe your current location.
   A: Nightwish - Cadence of Her Last Breath
   
   The closest thing to a place it mentions is a blank page. It thinks I should write on stuff?
    
   
7. Q: Describe what you want to be.
   A: Serenity score - Serenity
   
   A spaceship, apparently.
    
   
8. Q: Describe your best friend.
   A: Firefly score - In My Bunk / Jayne's Statue / Boom
   
   So, Jayne would have to go to his bunk.
   
   
9. Q: Your favourite colour is...
   A: Split Enz - History Never Repeats
   
   I don't think it knows, but guesses that it's never the same one twice.
    
   
10. Q: You know that...
    A: Firefly score - River's Dance
    
    ...being kidnapped by hillfolk is, on occasion, a way of spending the afternoon.
     
    
11. Q: What is the weather like?
    A: Nightwish - Sahara
    
    So, hot and dry. Full points for Winamp.
     
    
12. Q: If your life was a television show, what would it be called?
    A: Nightwish - Dark Chest of Wonders
    
    That... could be interesting.
    
    
13. Q: What is life to you?
    A: Carmina Burana - Fortuna plango vulnera
    
    Apparently a grand festival of unkind fortune.
     
    
14. Q: What is the best advice you have to give?
    A: Tears for Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
    
    If you're serious about taking over the world, remember: the Evil Overlord List is your friend. We listen to our friends.
     
    
15. Q: Describe your love life.
    A: Metallica - The Call of Ktulu
    
    o.O
     
    
16. Q: How are you going to die?
    A: Iron Butterfly - In a Gadda da Vida
    
    I don't know, but I can tell you that it'll take a while.
    
    
17. Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
    A: Nightwish - Whoever Brings the Night
    
    ...Winamp's really loving Nightwish today.
    
    
18. Q: What do your friends think of you?
    A: Tim Minchin - Shag With the Stereo On
    
    o.O
    
    
19. Q: What is your funeral song going to be?
    A: Was (Not Was) - Walk the Dinosaur
    
    Best funeral ever! Except for the being dead part, but still!
    
    "And were active_apathy here today, I think what she'd want us all to remember is this: Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom, boom boom acka-lacka boom boom. And now, let us open the door, get on the floor, and everybody walk the dinosaur."
    
    
20. Q: What are you going to repost this as?
    A: Garbage - I Think I'm Paranoid
    
    This one was fairly doomed from the start, seeing as how I wrote the subject line before doing the meme. This just in: Winamp doesn't actually know teh futurez. Or something.
    

Comments

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Were it not for the being dead, I think I'd rather enjoy it.