Because I can.

[active_apathy]

I feel like playing a game.

No, wait. That's not quite it.

I feel like playing a game of words, or of ideas, or of both, mixed together, with anyone and everyone who'd care to play, in the comments here.

I offer three options:

• the game of questions (as in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead)
• the oldest game (as in The Sandman issue A Hope in Hell, which is collected in the Preludes and Nocturnes TPB) [scroll down past the Danger Mouse bit], or
• another game of your choosing, if you tell me how it's played.

As for where, well, the comments here will do nicely, won't they?

(Also, seeing as how this is the Interweb, any rules about hesitation will be completely ignored.)

Comments

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Do you have chance to survive?

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Somebody set me up the bomb???

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Have they taken off every 'zig'???

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

*suspicious glare* Did you move 'zig'?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Don't you know what you doing?

[So far, this is the only lolcat-free thread.]

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Is main screen turn on?

[It's hard to avoid lolcat-speak in ZW]

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

But was war beginning?

[Somewhat. Also, we'll run out of ZW shortly.]

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Is it AD 2101?

[I can keep up ZW-speak for a long time]

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Is it you?

[We'll soon see about that.]

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Non-sequitor. The date has nothing to do with who I am. One-love.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

You call that great justice?

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Is justice on the way to destruction?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

How were you planning to get there?

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Can I use every 'zig'?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't one be enough?

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Does it have chance to survive?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

What if it doesn't?

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

What happen?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Foul! No synonyms. One all.

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Have you make your time?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

How much would I need?

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

You have enough to take off every 'zig'?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Can I assume they know what they doing?

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Yes, but did someone set up them the bomb?

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

3 days without a response, yet you're posting elsewhere. I think I win :)