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[active_apathy]

Recipe for Thread Flambee

Ingredients:
Half a brain
A sheltered middle class upbringing in a neophyte culture
Healthy Contempt for others
Desire for attention and approval


Create a title. This is much like making a crust, except you use the following easy form:
"How come (Insert demographic) always think (Insert Opinion)?"

Include veiled implication that (Inserted Opinion) is of course, a completely invalid idea, and that anyone forcefully asserting their beliefs is a singleminded zealot incapable of reason. Bake at 450 F on a multiracial/denominational/gendered forum ten seconds and let stand.
Serves any number of guests.

--Chaosmanglemaimdeathia

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Comments

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

You can try to sugar-coat it, but that's only really recommended if you have a moderator's supervision.

[crackedwraith.livejournal.com]

Yeah, had it explode on me one time. Not fun, not fun at all.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

*nods* You have to be careful with that. That's one of the most dangerous things about the newbies - they don't know how to stop that from happening, and then the thick, murky smoke of drama fills the whole room.