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This is the happier entry. Here we go...
One - new icon. That's it, off to the side. If you don't remember seeing that scene, it's because you didn't; it's from the script of an unmade episode called Dead or Alive. Near as I can tell (having checked with Babelfish and that site that translates the Chinese in Firefly), 混蛋 means 'bastard'.
Two - spider. In my bedroom. For perspective...
I don't deal with bugs. Not at all, not ever, and so on. I had a cockroach improsoned in the hallway under a plastic container that I'd jump over for a week before I had a visitor to throw it out for me. This spider was, by some standards, small-ish - roughly the size of an Australian 20c piece. Those standards are not my standards. For the international audience...
Now, many of you wouldn't worry too much about such a creature. That's fine, you're not me. So, I raided my desk and my kitchen cupboard, and took a plastic container with which to trap the offending creature. Step two, as everyone knows, was to slide the paper under and lift the whole plastic-spider-paper assembly off the wall. I then took it to my desk.
Most people would just leave it there. Most people aren't me. No, gentle reader, for I engaged in fearless origami to create the inescapable prison of Arachnatraz. No, really. And then I secured the walls with an old hairtie. The whole lot's sitting on my kitchen bench, with a hastily scribbled warning to make sure I don't get curious about it.
Three - movie. Parents decided that they wanted to make me take them to Mr and Mrs Smith today, since it's a public holiday and they didn't have much to do. They either think I'm superultralonely these days, or they wanted to justify their leering by taking someone they knew would kinda stare at Angelina anyway. I think it's the latter. It's a fun movie, and well worth the time and money to see.
Four - The Vader!llama!song has hit![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
metaquotes again. Everyone, I'm sorry. I never meant for it to go that far.
Ok, so that's not convincing anyone. Um, hey! Look! A specially made spider!prison.
Five - Dear malware authors,
please don't think I won't notice the bandwidth use. I'm on dialup. For that matter, even if I missed that, killing the status thingy won't help because I can look at the flashy lights on the modem. Furthermore, when I am using the internet and listening to music I typically have about 30 processes running. When you leave things on my process table, I will notice and promptly shove them off the side of it. Lastly, your powers of having things run on startup are nothing compared to my powers to take away execute permissions. In future, please don't bother.
And that's about it for the moment.
One - new icon. That's it, off to the side. If you don't remember seeing that scene, it's because you didn't; it's from the script of an unmade episode called Dead or Alive. Near as I can tell (having checked with Babelfish and that site that translates the Chinese in Firefly), 混蛋 means 'bastard'.
Two - spider. In my bedroom. For perspective...
I don't deal with bugs. Not at all, not ever, and so on. I had a cockroach improsoned in the hallway under a plastic container that I'd jump over for a week before I had a visitor to throw it out for me. This spider was, by some standards, small-ish - roughly the size of an Australian 20c piece. Those standards are not my standards. For the international audience...
Now, many of you wouldn't worry too much about such a creature. That's fine, you're not me. So, I raided my desk and my kitchen cupboard, and took a plastic container with which to trap the offending creature. Step two, as everyone knows, was to slide the paper under and lift the whole plastic-spider-paper assembly off the wall. I then took it to my desk.
Most people would just leave it there. Most people aren't me. No, gentle reader, for I engaged in fearless origami to create the inescapable prison of Arachnatraz. No, really. And then I secured the walls with an old hairtie. The whole lot's sitting on my kitchen bench, with a hastily scribbled warning to make sure I don't get curious about it.
Three - movie. Parents decided that they wanted to make me take them to Mr and Mrs Smith today, since it's a public holiday and they didn't have much to do. They either think I'm superultralonely these days, or they wanted to justify their leering by taking someone they knew would kinda stare at Angelina anyway. I think it's the latter. It's a fun movie, and well worth the time and money to see.
Four - The Vader!llama!song has hit
metaquotes again. Everyone, I'm sorry. I never meant for it to go that far.Ok, so that's not convincing anyone. Um, hey! Look! A specially made spider!prison.
Five - Dear malware authors,
please don't think I won't notice the bandwidth use. I'm on dialup. For that matter, even if I missed that, killing the status thingy won't help because I can look at the flashy lights on the modem. Furthermore, when I am using the internet and listening to music I typically have about 30 processes running. When you leave things on my process table, I will notice and promptly shove them off the side of it. Lastly, your powers of having things run on startup are nothing compared to my powers to take away execute permissions. In future, please don't bother.
And that's about it for the moment.
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Date: 2005-06-14 08:41 am (UTC)I, too, think they're full of it.
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Date: 2005-06-14 08:52 am (UTC)Or would, if I didn't badly need to get the hell to bed. I need a whole lot of sleep, because I have work again tomo-- today, and sleep would greatly boost my ability to deal with people trying to book tickets for Cirque du frigging Soleil.
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Date: 2005-06-14 08:54 am (UTC)um... temporally speaking. Goodnight! *hugs*
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Date: 2005-06-14 05:18 pm (UTC)*reads second line of comment as well as first* Oh. Nevermind.
;-b
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Date: 2005-06-14 05:30 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-06-16 06:25 am (UTC)Pleeeaase?
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Date: 2005-06-16 06:37 am (UTC)Although on the molestation note, according to Cosmo magazine I'm perfectly on the midpoint between 'totally straight' and 'totally gay'. Mind you, that's Cosmo. They also had some interesting articles on fetishes; it's amazing what becomes 'interesting' when you're bored at work.
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Date: 2005-06-16 06:54 am (UTC)My powers of ripping-content-off-the-intarwebs have failed to yield the quiz. I suspect intarweb-quizzes may go live a month in arrears.
May I impose upon you to type (or scan or OCR or digital photograph or smoke signal) a dodgy bootleg of it?
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Date: 2005-06-16 06:58 am (UTC)If I can get the magazine back off Emma tomorrow, I will -- I borrowed it from her.
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Date: 2005-06-16 07:10 am (UTC)Um... you may want to start a new comment thread, since we've just about to run off the side of the page and your reply notifications won't break that way. You're allowed - I won't bite unless you like that kind of thing and I get permission to.