Not-Quite-Typical LJerness. Now with 42% more meme!

[active_apathy]

Well, I've been drinking. Lots.

(Mostly out, with people and food, so no, there's no closet alcoholism happening here. And then in, with the same people, who've now shuffled off home. Point stands.)

And, after replying to many posts and comments, I have this to report: my typing is still perfectly good.

Stupid amounts of $SPIRITS and red wine seem to make the world a touch slower than usual, but they apparently don't make my drunk posts as fun as others'.

Could I maybe return the empty bottles and a printout of everything I've typed tonight, in order to get a refund for ineffectual drinkystuff on account of how I can still spell, punctuate, and write all proper-like? Discuss.



And now for something completely different: a meme with three-word answers. (Plundered from maggiebloome, if you're at all interested)

1. Where is your cell phone? Charging, far away.
   
2. Girlfriend? Eminently lovable, huggable.
   
3. Your hair? Loooonnnng, silky, squeeee!ful.
   
4. Your mother? Fun and opinionated.
   
5. Your father? Quiet yet amusing.
   
6. Your favorite item? Battery powe- wait.
   
7. Your dream last night? Baked cake; what?!
   
8. Your favorite drink? Depends on circumstance.
   
9. Your dream car? Cute, reliable, economonomonomical
   
10. The room you are in? Has my Interwebs.
    
11. Your ex's? Friends consider slaying.
    
12. Your fear? Untimely zombie uprising.
    
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Healthful and squeeful.
    
14. Who did you hang out with last night? Define 'last night'.
    
15. What you're not? Quite this terse?
    
16. Muffins? Pinto beans, revenge.
    
17. One of your wish list items? Firefly, season 2.
    
18. Time right now? Wee small hours.
    
19. What was the last thing you did? Comment on LJ.
    
20. What are you wearing? Less than usual.
    
21. 21? Missing, presumed dead.
    
22. Your favorite book? Long title; sorry.
    
23. The last thing you ate? Strawberries, brandy, cream.
    
24. Your life? Fine by me.
    
25. Your mood? Not very sober?
    
26. Your friends? Make me happy.
    
27. What are you thinking about right now? Three-word answers.
    
28. Your car? Is my feet.
    
29. What are you doing at the moment? Answering a meme.
    
30. Your summer? Oddly cold; stormy.
    
31. Your relationship status? Partnerperson; I squee.
    
32. What is on your tv? Orange standby LED.
    
33. When is the last time you laughed? An hour ago?
    
34. Last time you cried? Somewhat further back.
    
35. School? Sort of, yes.
    

Comments

[tears-of-nienna.livejournal.com]

Your fear? Untimely zombie uprising.

When is the timely uprising, again? I really ought to mark that in my planner or something... ;)

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

It had three words, and the idea came swiftly, on the shoulders of zomb- wait. I said swiftly.

It's not too early, and not a moment too late. Um... do you have a relativistic planner?

[tears-of-nienna.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm too cheap--they'll come down in price sooner or later.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but even if they do come down in price eventually, you'll need one to tell you when that particular eventually happens.

[tears-of-nienna.livejournal.com]

Touche! En garde! And other French fencing terms!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Riposte! Epee! Something like that?

[tears-of-nienna.livejournal.com]

Riposte! Piste! Aaaand...I'm out. ;D

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Forte! Foible! Ratatouille!

... wait.

[tears-of-nienna.livejournal.com]

Bouillabaisse! Le chat est en feu! Ai, ai, a Balrog! A Balrog is come!

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

But I find consommé cancels out bouillabaisse, don't you? Unless the enemy has studied her Brillat-Savarin.

Which I have.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Yarr! I didn't even notice the mysterious disappearance of question 21...

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I mostly find out by using ordered lists for these kinds of memes, finding the spot where the numbers stop matching up, and then writing a joke following the rules of the meme. Which made this one particularly fun. :)

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Heh. Good one.

[fireflyfailure.livejournal.com]

Pinto beans, revenge.

awww, poor muffins...how have they offended you so?!