Interim Update

[active_apathy]

So, just before coming online, I happened to see - by accident - a few seconds of the remade The Italian Job. And I may well be scarred for life.

In those few seconds, Seth Green smiled. Seth. Green. SMILED.

Oz had an expression. My world, it is unmade.

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ZOMGWTFBBQOZWENT:)!!!111!1!1eleventyone!1

Comments

[deepfishy.livejournal.com]

Icon.

(I am also aggrieved by the thought that there *is* a remake of The Italian Job. As compared to, say, The Maltese Falcon, which actually needs it.)

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

It's been years since I saw The Maltese Falcon, and not all of it by accident.

If nothing else, it'd make a pretty good excuse for them to dress up their star-types of choice in the proper late 40s clothes. But who would they hire to be Bogart being the same as in all his other movies Sam Spade?

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

We, um, own that one. (Hey- Charlize Theron. What can I say?) Give me an idea of what point it takes place in the film- not sure I can take an endless quantity of Snarky Snark Wahlberg- and I'll screencap it for ya.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

They're in a boat in what looks like a Venetian canal. I think something happens with a gate. Does that help?

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

I think so. That sounds like the OMGWTFLUKEIAMYOURFATHERSPOILERALERT scene after they blow the safe and escape through the catacombs.

I'll root around later and see what I can find.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Shiny. :)

[deepfishy.livejournal.com]

Somebody who looks rather pleasantly like a blond Satan, as per instructions. Beyond that, someone who can nail the part over someone who looks pretteh.

(I have a terrible memory for actors when participating in casting threads)

(And have you seen the latest promo for the Dresden Files?)

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeee! The effects look incredible, he looks a perfect Mr Dresden, and I'm sure I'll get used to their Murphy.

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

I think this is what you want; you can have a bigger smile from a nano earlier, but the eyes are more closed for that:

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

It's still documentary evidence of Seth Green with an expression... except there, it looks like he's in pain. Still, thankyou kindly.

[jmspencer.livejournal.com]

As long as they don't screw up Bob, I'll be happy...

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

And I hope they can sign someone appropriately terse for Mac.

[jmspencer.livejournal.com]

Also, someone sufficiently creepy for Marcone...

[laurenmitchell.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there would have to be Seth-Green-with-an-expression in the one episode of The X Files that he was in when he was just a wee Seth, pre-Ozness...

Yes, here it is. I believe the expression is 'silly stoner smile'.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

It's oddly comforting that wee!Seth had expressions, but that makes his Italian Job expression no less odd.

[xfunkydoryx.livejournal.com]

He was the one bright point of that whole film. I love him :D

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

He was Oz. That earns him a lifetime supply of awesome, even if it's not quite enough to make me deliberately watch a remake of The Italian Job.

I've just finished rewatching season 3 of BtVS; I'm not sure I want to go on to season 4 yet, because it has the whole Oz leaving thing.

[xfunkydoryx.livejournal.com]

Oz is my absolutely favourite character of, possibly, all time :D

And you're right, Seth, by extension has earned awesome status forever as a result. The Italian Job remake is... so-so, not as bad as the Wickerman remake but really, what is?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen the Wikerman remake. This fact makes me happy. Still, I suggest there's worse - Waterworld, for starters.