*le sigh*

[active_apathy]

So, I've had the M15M book for a whole day now. It would've been slightly more, but for circumstances beyond my control. Seeing as how the format is highly contagious, there's really only one way to write this post. Seeing as how this introduction was written after the text that follows it, I can conclude that the format might've safely left for now, leaving me free to write my own text in my own original style. It is absolutely essential that I respect my wishes in ways more familiar to, well, you.

And now, the post content (which was really written some minutes ago, but a chronology would be confusing since that's not the way the writing actually gets read, so I should be doing the usual thing of pretending my afterthoughts were actual planning instead of writing long parenthetical notes to make sure that trick will never work again*). Um, enjoy.

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active_apathy: *reads M15M BOOK*

M15M BOOK: *is entertaining*

active_apathy: *is entertained*

ENTERTAINMENT: *abounds*

DOOR: *is knocked upon*

active_apathy: *answers DOOR*

MOTHER: *is there*

active_apathy: *greets MOTHER*

MOTHER: *needs COMPUTER for purposes unknown*

COMPUTER: *isn't important to the story*

active_apathy: *resumes reading M15M BOOK*

M15M BOOK: *is still entertaining*

ENTERTAINMENT JOKE: *wears thin*

active_apathy: *finishes M15M BOOK*

M15M BOOK: *is finished*

active_apathy: *puts M15M BOOK on DESK*

DESK: *would be entertained, if desks could read*

JOKE: *dies*

MOTHER: OMG! Is that the M15M BOOK?!

[Except she didn't actually say it as M15M BOOK. Nor did she actually say OMG.]

active_apathy: It is! OMGWTFhowcanyouknowabookfromEllJaywithoutInterwebsofyourown?

[That bit wasn't said so much as implied by way of o.O]

MOTHER: They were talking about it on the radio.

active_apathy: Oh, ok. *resumes breathing*

active_apathy's JOURNAL: *has nothing to hide anyway*

LOGIC: *is sent to bed without supper*

M15M BOOK: *sits innocently on desk*

active_apathy: *makes and drinks tea*

MOTHER: *finishes, departs*

active_apathy: *does other stuff, then comes back to get M15M BOOK and shelve it*

M15M BOOK: *is not there*

active_apathy: *searches for M15M BOOK*

M15M BOOK: *is missing, presumed read*

active_apathy: OMGWTFBBQ! She stole the M15M BOOK!

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*Just to be confusing, when writing footnotes, I put in an asterisk or a number or such, go and write the footnote, then go back and finish the sentence. My madness? No method.