active_apathy

This meme nicked from

crackedwraith. No amoebas were harmed in the making of this meme. (Don't you just love that word? Amoeba. Amoeba. And appropriate to memesheepage - A meme? baa.)

Rules are as follows: Bold the following that are true about you, italicise things you wish were true, add one true thing about you, and then tag five more people. (Comment in parentheses, if you must.)

I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch much TV these days.
I love olives.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I’ve tried marijuana.
I’ve watched porn movies.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I’m TOTALLY smart.
I’ve broken someone's bones.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I hate the rain.
I’m paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have long hair. (Well... kinda long.)
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
I know how to cornrow.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings. (Yay! Meh. Wheeee!)
I think prostitution should be legalized. (It already is, here)
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
I slept with a Suitemate.
I have a hidden talent. (Hide, you talent, you. What if it's a talent for hiding?)
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends. (Yay for the Interwebs)
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex. (That too.)
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop. (I can't stand the people.)
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I’m obsessed with my Livejournal. (So?)
I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
I’m a pretty good dancer.
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone. (It doesn't work properly either.)
I believe in a god(s).
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I’ve rejected someone before.
I currently like someone. (In many different senses of 'like', too)
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have discussed, chosen, or thought about what to name my future children and/or pets.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I am a member of the Tom Green fan club. (Who?)
I'm not allergic to anything. (Oooh... shiny *dies*)
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have at least 5 away messages saved.
I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Caffeine, codeine, ibuprofen...)
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie. (I've never even seen it.)
I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or LiveJournal.
When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
I enjoy some country music.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. (There's this little place called, um, Italy)
I watch soap operas whenever I can.
I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Is this because I'm a lesbian?)
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend’s ex.
I like surveys/memes.
I am happy at this moment.
I'm obsessed with guys.
Democrat. (There's that whole 'other country' thing again...)
Conservative Republican.
Registered independent voter.
I am punk rockish.
I am preppy.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time. (*giggle*)
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. (... ?! Who notices how other people tie their shoelaces?)
I can work on a car.
I love my job. (In that I want one I can love. Or I'd love to have one.)
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
I believe in prophetic dreams.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I am proficient on a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies. (Some, at least. Yay Joss!)
I think water rules.
I went to college out of state.
I am adopted.
I like sausage.
I am a pyro.
I love the Red Sox.
I have thrown up from crying too much.
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
I adore bright colors. (Some, used properly)
I love Dear Abby.
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I think school is awesome.
I think pigtails serve a purpose.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I don’t like multi-textured ice cream. (Double-sandpaper-smooth-rough-granite-chocolate-chip?)
I think John Cusack is adorable.
I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays (Like what?)
I watch Food Network way too much. (Or, at least, cooking shows in general)
I love coaching youth sports.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle. (In tune.)
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. (You're looking at it.)
I can't stick to a diet. (Unless it involves lots of chocolate.)
I talk in my sleep.
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood. (Is there a test?)
I would not be friends if they weren't family.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I love vaginas.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie. (This is a problem because?)
I know who Santos L. Halper is.
I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
I love wrestling.
I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (But God said I could!)
I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Simleys!)
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Most of my brushes with wine have been other people's horrid chardonnays.)
I'm an artist.
I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
I am ambidexterous.
I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (They leave the bed for me to sleep.)
My computer has a name.
If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
I have terrible teeth.
I hate my toes.
I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
I have lived in either three different states or countries.
I am extremely flexible. (Physically speaking)
I am extremely flexible. (Mentally speaking)
I love hugs more than kisses.
I want to own my own business.
I smoke or tried cigarettes.
I have met a star from ABC's LOST.
I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (UN-gramattical. *whap*)
Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Where do you find stylised men?)
I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
I have played tennis with my non-dominant hand before.
I have played strip poker with someone else before.
I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because.
I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
I believe I am in love with a Japanese rock star.
I prefer cold and dry climates.
I don't plan to stay in my present city for more than two years more.
I feel that I know what my true calling is.
I'm still looking to the stars for that ride back home.
I'm a food snob, and love dining out at good restaurants. (I prefer not eating to bad food)
I am at heart, an incurable optimist.
When I smile, it scares people. (No, really. :D )
I ain't afraid of no ghost. (♫♪ Busting makes me feel goo-oood... ♫♪)
I think it's better to not get involved than to get hurt.
Screw you -- I'm not tagging anyone.
I like pie! (What kind of pie?)
I hate taking orders from morons.
I'm doing this when I probably should be sleeping.
I own a cat who thinks I deserve daily morning baths.
My bartenders let me stay past Closing Time.
I am neat and tidy, but still let my room go to hell before I clean it. (My desk, on the other hand...)
Bad grammar upsets me.