I reject my reality, and substitute the reality from an unrelated book

If you find hidden meaning in the post title, you're looking too hard.

So! Here we have an entry which is called daily but is, in reality, visited upon my readership... well, now, actually. And I do mean to post daily.

Except that I, um, haven't been. Posting, that is, because you can't not be on a boat.

My only random observation for today comes from the commentary from the commonwealth games swimming, where, in passing, I heard one of the competitors referred to as a "champion IMer".

A champion IMer. Yey.

I'm sure it'll be useful for medal-winning performances in the 100-characters text. The AIMer throw. The MSN marathon. The IRC Relay. The... I'm sure you get the point.

So, this random swimmer is apparently a champion IMer. I'm fairly sure this means that not only does he touch the wall, he then goes on to type a message like "OMGWTFBBQ im liek furst wear r u guys omg u suxxorz hahaha" with an inbuilt keypad.

Or something.

In other news, I have memeness, plundered from raptor_au. So!



What kind of pirate am I? You decide!



Here be a breakdown of results, or ye lubbers can plunder this for yon elljays, yarr!
Plundered from Rum and Monkey, arrr.