We Interrupt Your Friends Page...

...to bring you an important annoucement.

As of about 10:50PM Australian Eastern Standard Time, lesslikeyou became the awesomest person ever and an honoured recipient of the Official *Hugs*. Should you see lesslikeyou, you should give her hugs, or chocolate chip cookies, or both - concurrently or consecutively. If you would have given her hugs or cookies anyway, then I think it's perfectly appropirate to add an extra one, or two, or more. Be lavish with hugs, but be responsible with cookies; remember, if you snap them in half all the calories fall out.

Immediately following this entry, there will be an encore presentation of the Xander Snoopydance. Stalkers are advised to arrive early, as trees and windows are limited.

That is all. We now return to your scheduled LJ entries.

Announcement the Second

At about 4:00PM AEST today, daphyn became Equal Most Awesomest Person Ever, and a second recipient of the Official *Hugs*. Should you see daphyn, you should give her hugs, or tasty fruity things like black cherries and fresh raspberries - concurrently or consecutively. If you see both daphyn and lesslikeyou in the same spot, then you should hug both repeatedly, surrender any cookies and tasty fruity things you may be carrying, and abduct Chen (as seen in icon) to make inventive desserts for them.

Today sees a further encore of the Xander Snoopydance, likely followed by excitement, jubilation and faint lightheadedness. There may be a presentation of Gold Stars of Awesomeniftyness once I come to.

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In other (not-as-important) news, there was a leaflet delivered today advertising a range of short skills courses. One of them was a $130 six-week course on LiveJournal. Let me repeat that: a six-week course on LJ. I think the first week covers posting and commenting, and then there's modules for all the important things - Friending, Flaming, Angsty Poetry, Slash and Wank. At the end there's a short exam, kinda like:

1. my hed is ________ on yay:
   1. postede
   2. pasted
   3. pastede
   4. slashede
2. ___ racecar bling bling:
   1. OMG
   2. ZOMG
   3. OMGWTFBBQ
   4. LOL
3. Wank is to fandom as slash is to:
   1. Star Wars
   2. The Johns
   3. HP
   4. All of the above
4. Cut for:
   1. offensiveness
   2. sex
   3. swearing
   4. more comments
5. The pencil is:
   1. orange
   2. grey
   3. blue
   4. There is no pencil