So I went searching the Interwebs for a list of euphemisms for insanity. My search is, thus far, unsuccessful, but by way of impulsively following Wikipedia links, I came to the Frack article.
Which mentions that Bill Adama has an Ikea mirror called a 'Fräck'. And, indeed, 9:53 into 33...

It's almost as fun as the scene with Serenity on Caprica.
In conclusion: no closer to what I actually wanted, but vastly more amused.
Which mentions that Bill Adama has an Ikea mirror called a 'Fräck'. And, indeed, 9:53 into 33...

It's almost as fun as the scene with Serenity on Caprica.
In conclusion: no closer to what I actually wanted, but vastly more amused.