I feel like unleashing some kind of agony upon my new webhosts. My account hasn't been created yet, but I need to be able to put an index page up within 4 days of its creation. The big problem with that is that I'm going to be away for 10 days, in about 31 hours' time - and, having just explained this to the admin, Trillain kindly explains to me that he's buggered off.