It is best to remember that one has sustained papercuts before deciding to make food using fresh chilli.

(On the other hand, it could be worse.)

Date: 2009-03-19 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This is better than using ones hands to crush dried chilies for food, and subsequently using said not-washed-since hands for masturbation.

As a friend of mine once did.

He was never that smart

Date: 2009-03-19 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
He's providing a valuable community service. Cautionary tales have to come from somewhere.

Date: 2009-03-19 10:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
He claimed "it didn't hurt, it was just uncomfortable enough I couldn't sleep."

We think he's full of it. But then again, we have a lot of cautionary tales involving him.

Date: 2009-03-19 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
The boyfriend's brother did something like that--diced up some scotch bonnets with bare hands and then went to take a pee. And yes, before you ask, he is notably lacking in common sense.

Date: 2009-03-19 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
(On the other hand, it could be worse.)

Though through the haze of chilli-papercut pain it is hard to see how.

(You could've snorted wasabi powder?)

Date: 2009-03-19 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
(That would indeed be worse.)

Date: 2009-03-19 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Better than making fresh chili to help with your cold - then rubbing your sore, conjunctivitis-ridden eyes...

Date: 2009-03-19 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I think the plus side to that, inasmuch as there is one, is that it makes the conjunctivitis a somewhat less pressing issue.

Date: 2009-03-19 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yowtch! >.

Date: 2009-03-19 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh snap. I've done that. I burned the t-shirt later.


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